I laughed way to hard at this!! But this is totally something I would say XD

I laughed way to hard at this!! But this is totally something I would say XD

Instead of replying to her rude comments, I highlighted all her grammatical and spelling errors and sent back a note saying, 'Bitch, I can't read this, try again.'

Instead of replying to her rude comments, I highlighted all her grammatical and spelling errors and sent back a note saying, 'Bitch, I can't read this, try again.'

Sometimes, the amount of self-control it takes to not say what's on my is so immense I need a nap afterwards.

Sometimes, the amount of self-control it takes to not say what's on my is so immense I need a nap afterwards.

Funny Sports Ecard: Let's workout really hard, then rehydrate with margaritas!

Funny Sports Ecard: Let's workout really hard, then rehydrate with margaritas!

Funny Breakup Ecard: Sorry, I'm not Adele. I don't wish the best for you nor do I want to find someone like you. I do, however, want to set fire to all of your stuff. ~This is too funny~

Funny Breakup Ecard: Sorry, I'm not Adele. I don't wish the best for you nor do I want to find someone like you. I do, however, want to set fire to all of your stuff. ~This is too funny~

parmesan cheese containter lids will fit on mason jars!    How about keeping baking soda by the sink for a mildly abrasive cleanser. Or flour near where you kneed your bread - just sprinkle on the counter.

parmesan cheese containter lids will fit on mason jars! How about keeping baking soda by the sink for a mildly abrasive cleanser. Or flour near where you kneed your bread - just sprinkle on the counter.

@Jenna Phillips @Dani N. this is how i feel when the boys tell us they can't handle all 3 of us.... don't even give a fifth of a fuck ;)

@Jenna Phillips @Dani N. this is how i feel when the boys tell us they can't handle all 3 of us.... don't even give a fifth of a fuck ;)

You flipped the bitch switch, so sit down, buckle up, and enjoy the ride, asshole. Sorry, but this really made me laugh

You flipped the bitch switch, so sit down, buckle up, and enjoy the ride, asshole. Sorry, but this really made me laugh

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