Aparently it two is the cut off at our office...FTW we are getting a bottle of tequilla to take shots after two strikes.

Aparently it two is the cut off at our office...FTW we are getting a bottle of tequilla to take shots after two strikes.

If I got paid by the amount of stupid people I deal with at work instead of by the house, I could retire next week.

If I got paid by the amount of stupid people I deal with at work instead of by the house, I could retire next week.

Woah this is Travis 100%! he sometimes makes me feel crazy...like...did I just imagine that conversation?

Woah this is Travis 100%! he sometimes makes me feel crazy...like...did I just imagine that conversation?

I hope the bus you threw me under swerves to hit you on the sidewalk. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com

I hope the bus you threw me under swerves to hit you on the sidewalk. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com

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Similar to a joke in 'Vertical Limit' that I love: "You wanna go up into the mountains with Nitro on your back and hope that it doesn't jump?...A hundred thousand sperm, and, ahh.. YOU were the fastest?" !!!! love it!

Funny Thinking of You Ecard: I would tell you that I hate to be a bitch but obviously I don't hate it that much.

Funny Thinking of You Ecard: I would tell you that I hate to be a bitch but obviously I don't hate it that much.

I’m looking at you, two-year-olds. P.S. More comics.

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Funny Confession Ecard: I'm the type of girl who busts out laughing randomly at things you won't find nearly as hilarious as I do. |   See More about sense of humor, humor and people.  See More:    http://wdb.es/?utm_campaign=wdb.es&utm_medium=pinterest&utm_source=pinterst-description&utm_content=&utm_term=

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