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Free and Funny Christmas Season Ecard: Dear Santa, I'm writing to let you know that I've been naughty. and it was worth it. You fat, judgmental bastard.

Bragging leads to vanity and vanity is all too shallow, working out for yourself but still receiving compliments on how you look is win-win!

for real. it can happen and people do it every day. no one cares how much you work out.

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Too Bad Bitching Doesn't Burn Calories. (Cuz I'd be a skinny bitch!

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Jehovah’s witnesses don’t celebrate Halloween….I guess they don’t appreciate random people coming up to their doors.

Dear Santa, yeah, I was naughty this year. and it was worth it, you fat judgemental bastard

Dear Santa, Yeah, I was naughty this year. And it was worth it you fat judgmental bastard. Where can I buy this?

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bahahaha i couldn't stop laughing! "Your momma" jokes are the best. What makes it even better is that my son really does call it a Jumpoline!

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You drink too much. You swear too much. You have no morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend! Peck & Rowton your my besties!

this is absolutely for me!!!! I only answer the door for girl scouts lol by bleu.

For my front porch - Funny Signs: no soliciting, we are too broke to buy anything; we know who we are voting for; we have found Jesus; seriously, unless you are selling thin mints; please go away. Girl Scouts Welcome!

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