Remember how patient I was while you acted up in the store? Hang on to that memory, cause I'm gonna woop your ass when we get home.

Remember how patient I was while you acted up in the store? Hang on to that memory, cause I'm gonna woop your ass when we get home.

I'd rather be someone who sticks up for herself rather than being controlled & let people think they can walk all over me!! They should know better by now, silly simple minds. If that makes me a bitch, then I'll take it!!

I'd rather be someone who sticks up for herself rather than being controlled & let people think they can walk all over me!! They should know better by now, silly simple minds. If that makes me a bitch, then I'll take it!!

Some day if I have Alzheimer's I may believe I am Jesus and I will forgive you, but I am still a woman and I will never forget.

Some day if I have Alzheimer's I may believe I am Jesus and I will forgive you, but I am still a woman and I will never forget.

That's what I tell myself as I'm shoving down my 5th brownie in 15 minutes.

That's what I tell myself as I'm shoving down my 5th brownie in 15 minutes.

Its like our office thermostat only has two settings: Eternal hell fires or Hypothermia.>>>>lol..This couldn't be more true in our office. :)

Dumb Mom’s Guide. How to Get Your Kid to Sleep Through the Night.

How to Get Your Kid to Sleep Through the Night

Dumb Mom’s Guide. How to Get Your Kid to Sleep Through the Night.

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