All personnel are reminded that no one in their right mind volunteers for Loki-sitting duty unless they have ulterior motives. If you are approached by an agent offering to “give you a rest”, DO NOT ACCEPT. This makes three times that his lady friend.
This doesn't make sense though, because Captain America can also wield Mjolnir. You have to be WORTHY to wield the hammer. This shows just how underrated Thor is; he CAN wield Mjolnir, he's WORTHY. Thor is tied for my favourite superhero.
Mr Stark is hereby banned from attempting a career in politics because he thinks he & do it better& The President of the United States is, nominally, the most powerful person in the world. I do not want to see the world according to Tony Stark
Recruit Survival Tip Please refrain from challenging Captain Rogers, Thor, Tony Stark, or Agent Romanov to a drinking game. Any of these challenges will very likely result in your needing medical assistance due to alcohol poisoning.