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Your apparent hatred towards me makes me smile from the inside out. If you weren't so busy getting worked-up by my mere presence, you might notice my laughter!

Every time I hold a baby I have to talk my ovaries down like a hostage negotiator. "18 to life, man. I KNOW IT SMELLS GOOD! Stay with me."- 500x a day. I guess you do forget childbirth. Wait no, I could never forget. I guess you disregard childbirth by month three.