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I'm a lady, but when I'm mad, I'm an evil sadistic demon spawned bitch from hell that'll make you wish you were never born...And when I'm happy, I bake cookies and shit.

I'm a lady, but when I'm mad, I'm an evil sadistic demon spawned bitch from hell that'll make you wish you were never born...And when I'm happy, I bake cookies and shit.

January, February, March, April....September, October, November, December. Yup. Sounds about right.

January, February, March, April....September, October, November, December. Yup. Sounds about right.

Wow uterus. Sorry for not getting you pregnant. No need to throw a temper tantrum.

Wow uterus. Sorry for not getting you pregnant. No need to throw a temper tantrum.

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

Stupid me! So that's why I work so many hours, so you can collect welfare, wear pajamas in public and have an iPhone. | Workplace Ecard | someecards.com

Stupid me! So that's why I work so many hours, so you can collect welfare, wear pajamas in public and have an iPhone.

Stupid me! So that's why I work so many hours, so you can collect welfare, wear pajamas in public and have an iPhone. | Workplace Ecard | someecards.com