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Antisocial means having no remorse for committing murder so I hope you are not antisocial! Look up antisocial personality disorder!) it's a big difference people who don't like socializing are introverted NOT antisocial!

Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money. | Cry For Help Ecard | someecards.com

Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money. And the answer is YES!

TRUTH!!!! Rush fans and Family Force 5 fans...I swear concerts are just like one big happy family gathering, with compleat strangers!

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I always want only two things: lose weight and eat.

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I hate opinionated people who have done no research or investigation about what they think or believe. Especially when their opinions are based on lies and hearsay.

Funny Congratulations Ecard: Congratulations on being that fat and still alive.

E-card: Too many people are walking around unmedicated, unsupervised and affecting my life

I always say, I have to go to work today, to many people on welfare depend on me!!

Funny Workplace Ecard: Stupid me! So that's why I work so many hours, so you can collect welfare, wear pajamas in public and have an iPhone.

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Password creation 101 🐶 You can name her whatever you like but be sure it's something you can remember. You'll be using it as a security question answer for the rest of your life.

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Stoner Humor Mom, you're so right. Getting stoned first makes housework AMAZING…

i will CUT you! Security... Lol

How I feel all of the time. "I will Cut You" for my beach Girls some Bon Qui Qui

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Funny Confession Ecard: Im not anti-social. I just have a strong aversion to B., drama, and pretending. makes-me-laugh-quotes

:) Who knew someone in this world could be so stupid to believe such a liar. But as my husband says, "it's not a lie if someone is so delusional as to believe their own bullshit." Jimmy's very insightful.

A pet peeve of mine. the complaints of a run ragged stay at home mom. try being a single mother with a full time job. Or just a mother with a full time job. I've done both and can tell you which is more difficult.

This is me exactly.....

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I have selective OCD. I haven't vacuumed in 2 weeks, but don't you dare get my silverware drawer out of order.

Yes!  Hubby best remember this...  and my use to be best friend carolyn!

Oh, I don't believe in holding grudges. I do, however, remember facts forever.learning to let go but this is too funny & indicative of the past

This is pretty true for my whole house!

My room is not dirty. I just have everything on display. Like a museum. (I live with some people who are imitating a museum. I'm not naming any names in order to protect the guilty.