No words can express exactly what this card makes me feel. For starters, I can't even pronounce the name of the business let alone read it because of all the different fonts used in the name. The rule of thumb for designers is no more than THREE fonts per piece... I'm pretty sure that they blow that out of the water with this one. The texture on the card and the glossy ink is a nice touch but is sadly wasted and mostly ignored because of the nightmare in the middle of the card.