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Uh, YES. I know a few too many people that do this to me. I understand not everyone enjoys the phone, and/or doesn't have time for calls, but HELLO! That's why God invented the TEXT MESSAGE!

I like that candle one. Mostly because I actually do know how candles are made. And thanks to an episode of criminal minds, I know how to draw essential oils that human skin produces naturally and collect it as well. So. Human candles..... wow. What have I written.

I like that candle one. Mostly because I actually do know how candles are made. And thanks to an episode of criminal minds, I know how to draw essential oils that human skin produces naturally and collect it as well. So. Human candles..... wow. What have I written.

wait, why am i still trying to be sneaky about it? i'm my own boss now!

wait, why am i still trying to be sneaky about it? i'm my own boss now!

I can clean and cook if you give me incentive, just let me go to target first and grab some cleaners ;)

I can clean and cook if you give me incentive, just let me go to target first and grab some cleaners ;)

I don't want any of my hard-earned money going to that whore in FL :/

I don't want any of my hard-earned money going to that whore in FL :/

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If someone really said this to an officer I want to see the video to see the cops reaction and response lol

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