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I have the mouth of a sailor, temper of an Italian housewife, and the tolerance of an Irishman. This is totally me!
"Don't let me looks deceive you. I have the mouth of a sailor, temper of an Italian housewife, and the tolerance of an Irishman." <--- True Story!
Funny Confession Ecard: Don't let my looks deceive you. I have the mouth of a sailor, temper of an Italian housewife, and the tolerance of an Irishman.
Mouth of a sailor, temper of an Italian housewife, and tolerance of Irishman....so true.
Haha this is me. The housewife is totally me. My hubby would say this is so true!
so true plus the Italian housewife part. @Thomas Vedora
this makes me giggle
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I have 3 sides... 1. The quiet sweet side 2. The fun & crazy side 3. The side you never want to see
3 sides. quiet side. fun & crazy side. the side you NEVER wanna see
3 sides @ kfinch27 you have seen all of these sides XD
Those are the exact three sides I have!
Three sides! sums me up!!
I have three sides
Three Sides of Me
Never fear, I am still alive and well. As I left you last time, I was in the ER. I haven't seen a specialist yet, because, well, I have no insurance, and I have to get spa-cial permission to see one. Hip Hip Hooray for the U.S. of A. But alas, I am not going to talk about that today. I am going to talk about friendship. There are different kinds of friends. Those that will be by your side, no matter what, through thick and thin. Those that are fair weather friends. When times get bad, they are gone-zo. Then there are those that "pretend" to be your friend, all the while just waiting for the exact moment that they will stab you in the back. But even worse are those friends that will not stand up and be their own person. "Gosh, if so and so finds out that I'm still your friend, he/she will treat me just the same as they are treating you". I will be accused for defriending people on facebook, because of one person. It is true. I did. Only because I know how this person is. And the "followers" that will report back. Why? Because they are afraid that if they don't, they will fall over the side of the same boat. I was sucked into a world of make believe. A true friend, does not say things to your face, and then turn around and tell everyone else how they really feel. "I can't believe that this person is with this person". "This person is a harlot". "This person is a drunk". Really? Take a good look at yourself in the mirror. I am not perfect. I want true friends. I don't play in the high school years like a lot of people. Yes, I have hidden the last 6 months. The real me got upset. I lost my mojo. I was afraid of the witch. Not anymore. My true friends know how I really am. My fake friends, go to the place of the one that will ruin your life. Yes, I truly do have 3 sides. 1. The quiet, sweet side. I will sit back, see how things are, and go from there. 2. The fun and crazy side. My true friends have seen this side. We laugh and giggle and just enjoy being together. 3. The side you never want to see. I promise you, if you were to see this side, you would not come out in very good shape. I have been know to have someone pulled out of a class, and read the riot act in front of said class. I, unlike you, will tell you once, and then forever never talk to you again. I will not ever talk about you behind your back. I won't waste my time with you. You are not worth it. You are a sorry excuse of a human being. I'm searching for my mojo. I want to get back to being my weird self. Finding the funny in things around me. All I can hope is, be your own person. Don't let one person tell you how you have to be, for fear that you will become the next victim. Because I promise you, IT WILL HAPPEN. When you least expect it.
I saw you have a beard and tattoos.
oh the irony! <3
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Beard & tattoos @Ashley Walters Schillinger I got a good laugh out of this! So true!!!
Ok, not sure if I wanted to pin this in tattoos or funny stuff but must be repinned!
Not really true story.....But excuse me, do people actually think this? If so, ew!
love me some bearded tattooed men! Perfectly describes my husband yumm!!
love me some bearded tattooed men! Yes! My Husband!!!!!!!
*giggles* (lol) This explains a lot about my husband
So true. love me some bearded tattooed men!
love me some bearded tattooed men! truth!
Story of my life :D
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this is my bestfriend and i and my boyfriend and i hahaah
#bestfriends and this is so accurate
Definition of me and my Bestfriend
definitely me and my bestfriend <3
This reminds me of my bestfriends
hahahahahaha true bestfriends
Bestfriend. @Tabetha Sandberg
It's why we're bestfriends.
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This is my biggest pet peeve! Thankful for my 6th grade English teacher !!
this is my biggest pet peeve. and TOO many people say it!
One of this English teacher's biggest pet peeves ever!
One of my biggest pet peeves. I do judge you for this!
Ahh my biggest pet peeve! Learn English fools!
"I seen" is my biggest grammar pet peeve.
Hahaa...one of my biggest pet peeves!
grammar police is on patrol!
I've been eating cookie dough and cake batter for 25+ years... since I haven't gotten salmonella yet, I just assume I've built up an immunity. lol.
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My thoughts exactly! Pound cake batter and brownie batter are my favorite things in this world!!!!
love cookie batter!!!!!!!!! and cake batter...and brownie batter... I love batter!
cookie dough,cake batter,brownie batter i'm gonna eat it
love cookie dough....totally me!
love cookie dough- so true!
Story of my life #ecards
This makes me giggle
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This one is for all of my fellow stay at home moms. So true most days.
Yup...my life in a nutshell
Sad in a way but so true!!
my life in an E-card!
The story of my life!
so true all the time. Totally me So true Yep.
My life in a nutshell.
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Seriously: Nursing school is the cause of OCD and Hypochondria!
(Via @someecards) #anxiety #AnxietyDisorders #GAD
Yep, I can relate! - Funny anxiety quotes
What nursing school will do to a person!
Haha! Omg yes!! #anxiety #funny #ecard
Nursing School does this to you!!!!!!
hahaha, thank you nursing school
Nursing school problems
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HA!! I feel like this about 98% of the time... LOL
Reminds me of a few people I know! Funny stuff:))
This is totally me most of the time ha :P
This runs through my mind ALL. THE. TIME.
Ugh, this is how I feel all the time
This is me... everyday of my life
story of my LIFE!! Totally me...
boom..how i feel everyday
Haha so true
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Sometimes my brain is like the Bermuda Triangle. Information goes in and then it's never found again. haha ..funny ecards
Sometimes my brain is like the Bermuda Triangle. Sadly true.
True story. My brain is like the Bermuda Triangle...
E-Cards of Life
Ha. Brain fog.
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Lol why is this so true:) or I just pin it to my secret board. 😳
this is so true! Or stick it in a secret board...
Hahaha, oh so true. Story of my life lol
Oh those e-cards :D
#lol #funny #ecards
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' I'd rather spend my first week back at work sitting in on inservice meetings instead of getting my classroom ready,' said no teacher ever. Click here to download Download whole gallery truth! Click here to download Download whole gallery So cute.. fashion babies.. too much.. #ChicChild Click here to download Download whole gallery I Love U More than BACON Click here to download Download whole gallery so true Click here to download Download whole gallery
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I silently mouth "what the fuck?" at least 20 times a day. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com
Free, Confession Ecard: I silently mouth "what the fuck?" at least 20 times a day.
I silently mouth 'what the fuck?' at least 20 times a day. That's the damn truth!
I silently mouth 'what the fuck?' at least 20 times a day.
the story of my life, most of the time i delete the what
E-Cards of Life
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It takes me six hours to clean my house. Five hours to watch TV and one hour to go 'Oh Shit!!!!!!!!!! Better Clean!!!!'
It takes me six hours to clean my house. Five hours to watch TV and one hour to go "Oh Shit!!!!!!!!!! Better Clean!!!!" | Confession Ecard | someecards.com
switch that 5 to read a book or surf the web and we're on point XD
Cleaning my house @Kirstie Roark (more me than you though!)
Cleaning my house! Totally me!
Cleaning my house! Guilty...
Cleaning my house! Ecard
Pretty much everyday!
story of my life
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So true... Many of my "friends" (aka acquaintances) and most of my "neighbors" think I'm anti-social but truth is... I just don't care to get involved with drama, lies & the like! :)
Funny Confession Ecard: Im not anti-social. I just have a strong aversion to B.S., drama, and pretending. makes-me-laugh-quotes
I'm not anti-social, I just have a strong aversion to B.S. , drama & pretending. #truth
I wish I had become "anti-social/anti-B.S." earlier in my life!
Truth. I am not anti-social or disgruntal just allergic to B.S.
Why are ecards so good at explaining my life?
so true! i love some e cards!
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I feel that my people skills go up and down in my life. So there is truth to this...sad....but true. Talk to me sometime, I like to listen and share.
I made it through the day without beating anyone with a chair. I'd say my people skills are improving. #ecards
I know I'm improving...besides chairs, I used pool cues and bass guitars...S.T.
I'm laughing but it is so true!!!
My people skills are improving!!!
People skills #thestruggle
Truth - everyday!
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Sometimes I think that I'm a good and charming young lady. But then I remember that I love sex, booze and junk food.
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Sometimes I think that I'm a good and charming young lady. But then I remember that I love sex, booze and junk food.
Sometimes I think that I'm a good and charming young lady. But then I remember that I love sex, booze and junk food. @N Larson @Jamie Wise Wise Mellon @Yves Bonis Conseil Bonis Conseil Bertrand
Doesn't make me a bad girl...just fun.
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Some people are dumber than others. Isn't that right, @Jo Paulus ?
I actually laughed out loud. ASHTON! hehe
Someecards - Stupid @Lauren Corning
I laughed out loud...a lot...
Story of my life!!!
Someecards - Stupid
Funny because it's true :P
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Made me laugh. Thinking of the girls I've been best friends with since kindergarten!
@Keri Hamilton this describes my relationship with my best friend perfectly.
This is so my best friend. And I am the complete opposite.
On this makes me think of my best friend!!! :)
My best friend knows this one to be true...LOL
This is sooooo my best friend!!!
Haha, so true! @Kay Thompson
Haha! So true! Some days!
this is so me but Im working on it
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Sooooooo me........Funny Ecard: Some things are better left unsaid. That's usually the stuff I blurt out right away.
Funny Ecards humor some things are better left unsaid but I'll probably blurt them out anyways. Lol brutally honest at times.
Funny Ecard: Some things are better left unsaid. That's usually the stuff I blurt out right away *Melissa*
@Emily Phillips @Molly Phillips Funny Ecard: Some things are better left unsaid. That's usually the stuff I blurt out right away.
Some things are better left unsaid. That's usually the stuff I blurt out right away. Totally me...
if there was ever a E card that described me perfectly this would be it
So true in my life....
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excuse the language, but thats exactly how i feel when i eat chips.
Ha. So true.yeah what did they dust them with anyway? Geez!!!
Ha. So true. @Morrisa Lychak ... My life haha woops
Ha. So true. My mothers and my life problem
story of my life. Chips. My downfall!
haha Lays potato chips
OMG total TRUTH! LOL
Ha. My life story