i do believe i have heard this a few times in my life. the irony? i very rarely ever drink

LOVE those stories!

brotip #1735 toddler cell phone. Doesn't matter, just do it!

So true!

Bahahaha

does someone have a potty mouth? excuse the language on all of these cards but they are so funny!!

I really don't know why this made me laugh so hard

Sometimes I wish I was bird

YES.

Sassy Pants - LOL!

perfect

2 freaking people can fit under that umbrella

Hell yeah!!!!!!

bang, bang

Bc when I promised I wouldn't tell , that doesn't include my best friend lol @Alysha Johnson

smiling.

Busted!

Story of Life

Procrastinating.

Amen.

haha.