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men just cant take being sick....

Funny Apology Ecard: Oh you have a cold? How rude of me. I just laid an egg and now my body is violently ripping down the walls of my uterus. But can I get you a tissue? My life it's not even funny

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I'll be saying this to my friends with kids. But then again, this might be why I'm not being invited to the princess parties.

Me, I have this

random fact: getting angry at people when we listen to them breathing or eating is called Misophonia, which is an actual brain disorder.

Sometimes I actually tell them :)

butter days - RainbowCircus - Skreened T-shirts, Organic Shirts, Hoodies, Kids Tees, Baby One-Pieces and Tote Bags LOVE IT

When I'm old(er) ... I'm not going to sit around knitting ... I'm going to  .... http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/73/e1/50/73e1507052dc0485ffefa78e5c08d1b4.jpg

Funny Confession Ecard: When I get old, Im not going to sit around knitting. Im going to be clicking my Life Alert button to see how many hot firefighters show up! the-dark-side

Wanna freak out you neighbors........ Name your wifi...."FBI surveillance Van 7"

"Wanna freak out your neighbors? Name your wifi 'FBI Surveillance Van + YOUR ECARDS + funny + humor + laugh + lol

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I told someone something similar to this a while ago. I hate folding laundry!

Wine!

Funny TV Ecard: I just want to watch Channing Tatum dance to 'Pony' on repeat without being judged.

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