Arguing with a woman is like getting arrested. Everything you say can and will be used against you.
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It took my husband a while to learn this....wish it wasn't so true, but this is really what it's like to argue with a woman!
Haha! This is so true! My husband hates arguing with me because of this.
haha! And it will ... #woman #arguing #funny #quote
Made my husband laugh! Is this a good thing???!!!
So true!....Can't stop laughing!!.....:))))
This is an absolute truth, ask my husband.
This made me giggle because its true!
My Husband said this is the truth.
Haha....made me laugh! So true!
So true lol
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Seriously... So true, having had huge boobs with a small body all of my life I hate them. I can never quite accept women paying to get them & if someone I know is getting a boob job I always think hell if you pay for the surgery you can have mine, I'll have your little boobs any day. Apart from the awful back aches big boobs means men nearly always talking to your chest, a sweet simple top looking like an advert for hooters & other women hating you instantly before you even open your mouth!
busty girl problems. No scrappy tank tops. <<<<I'm laughing so hard right now
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hahahahah SOOOO true
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Hmmmm.....all men beware, when your lady stops talking.......women plan and organise there departure with precision and emotional detachment, then they leave and you are totally in the dark when they do!
Her nagging is a sign that she cares. Silence means she's plotting your death. haha so true!
nagging is a good sign ;-) my husband should remember this!
my husband should remember this..... :)
I bet my husband would love this!
Hahahaha funny stuff!
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I'd laugh, but this is completely like my fireballs.... Angel mostly, but also Jane, and Sarah if Sarah needed a gun....
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I don't know why, but this made me bust out laughing and no gun in my hand!
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SO TRUE! IF SHE'S GOT A GUN, YOU BETTER RUN. UPS . . . TOO LATE!!!
Just died laughing. So true
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Every. Single. Time. And then you wonder how much you can make it hurt so you poke it reeallly hard, and then you wonder how much it would hurt if you hit it, etc.
Every. Single. Time. Hahaha!! Does it hurt? Yes, it is official - it is a bruise
Every. Single. Time. have to admit that this is so true LOL
Every Single Time! And it hurts every single time!
Hilarious! So true. You gave to see if it hurts!
Gotta see if it hurts. :) Om so true!!!
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Not sure if this is suppose to be funny or serious but I kinda laughed sooo
so funny! My English teacher used this as an example during class one day
funny- My college English teacher really did this!
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This made me giggle :)
funny but so true....
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This is so true! As I have grown older, I have learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of Cake! How true lol #quotes #saying #wordart #wallart #motivation #inspiration
as I have grown older I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.....
The Joy of Growing Older: As I have grown older, I’ve learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake. – unknown author
As I have grown older, I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake. (lol so true. but actually when you get older you really accept the fact you can't please everyone, in fact you don't even try anymore. When you go through that "passage" you know you're passed a milestone which you serve you well in life.
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So true Story of my life..
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Love this!! So true, but makes me feel better to know that it is true for so many wives that it became an e-card.
So true! LOL...I`m away from my husband half the year, and even when I`m not around and he asks where something is, I know right away!!! OCD alert x_x hahaha,,,gets worst with age omg
so true....my husband still looks through all the cabinets to get a cup and we've been living here for 5 months
hahaha. soooo true. OMG so true my husband is always saying he doesn't know where anything is!!
So true. My husband has no idea where anything is after living here for seven years!
hahaha. soooo true. Story of my life!!!
⚓so not funny Funny
Need to get this as a button, so I can just point to it when, in the middle of conversations, I have an Alzheimer's moment.
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And every passenger carries their life burden just remain in the station for undefined time
From the moment we begin our process leading to your shimmy that breaks me to my core and leaves me powerless, you should take pride that you have defeated mother nature herself. That there is no one on this earth that has been able to drain EVERY thought in my head from that wiggle, and erasing millions of years of evolution in the process that leaves me without a single thought in my head. You should never doubt how powerful that body of a goddess is 2 my world 2 be able 2 control that at will
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#word long (but extremely productive) day. Ready to relax with my babe now ❤️❤️
Im afraid my train of thought has left the station
I said this! I didn't know it was a quote!
Hahahaha SO true
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this is so true! lol
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So funny, and so true, and I'm married, have a bunch of kids, and I'm a few sizes larger than I want to be. : )
:) wedding... baby...FOOD basically sums up my pinterest experience LOLOL
Not so much the wedding, but the baby & food.....ohhh yes. Lol
This is so funny! Trying to stay away from the fooood!
*a wedding do-over* baby & food. :)
Ha...ha...this is so funny!
So funny and so true!
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Love is spending the rest of your life with someone you want to kill, and not doing it because you'd miss them.@Jennifer Milsaps L Milsaps L Vanderpool.. You and Stefan!
So true...awww! True love! I tell this to anyone in a new relationship! That & if you want to see how a person really is take a vacation, long car ride, or build something together, then if you can make it w/o killing them you can get through anything! Lol!
I read this joke to my husband, and he couldn't stop laughing. haha!
Hilarious!! I love sarcastic humor!!
welcome to the story of my life!!!
So true... Love you Babe!!!
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It's sooo true...
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5 Deadly Terms Used By a Woman--- dead on
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This cracked me up and I couldn't stop laughing at #5! So funny!
5 Deadly Terms Used by a Woman hahha thats so funny!
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I thought this was so funny but true
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Sad (and funny!) but true. Story of my life.
So funny. And so true. Hahaha
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Maturity comes from growth, not time. STORY OF MY LIFE. just because i am still a teenager does not mean that i am an immature little girl.
This makes me laugh because I'm naturally a person who likes to have fun and a good time (within reason) but this (for some reason) gives people the impression that I am immature and I always need advice JUST because they are older than me...😮
Age does NOT equal maturity! Some people make it so difficult to "respect your elders" BUH BAM!!
I have had so many times in my life where this was true of people I knew!
I'm 27 and at times I feel more mature then others!! No names.....
amazing how that worked out, since you had ALL that extra time.
I know some people who don't think this way.
haha! so true!
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haha! So True! I usually blackout during the argument and have word vomit!
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hahaha Soooo true!!
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Hehe... so true (i think....)
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True story, right there! We all know I do.
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The trouble with trouble is, it starts out as fun.
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Everytime we meet, there's trouble...fun trouble
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