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Desperate times call for desperate measures

You know you're desperate for a chocolate fix when you find yourself raiding your baking supplies for semi-sweet chocolate morsels. I have so done this before!

yupppp. That's me.

walk in door jeans off, sweatpants on hair up. Wore sweatpants all day and hairs already up :)

I pretend to like people everyday. It's called being an adult. That's why we're allowed to buy alcohol.

Rottenecards - I pretend to like people everyday. It's called being an adult. That's why we're allowed to buy alcohol.

Having neither room in your closet, nor empty hangers, but still firmly believing you need more clothes. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com

Having neither room in your closet, nor empty hangers, but still firmly believing you need more clothes. Totally me!

Oh wait, my husband does the laundry! I guess I let the mildew creep in one too many times. (Bwah-ha-ha, my evil plan worked perfectly!)

or having to rewash with vinegar to get the smell out, LOL!

You have no idea...

Add the blinged out iphone driving an Escalade on and wearing True Religion jeans. Why work and pay bills when you can get it all for free and buy what you want

The doctor said I needed to start drinking more wine.  Also, I'm calling myself 'the doctor' now.

The doctor said I needed to start drinking more wine. Also, I'm calling myself 'the doctor' now. The doctor is in.

and FYI she doesn't clock back in before 7am - so doncha bother gettin' oughta bed with nightmares and such cause momma's sleepin'

Your loving and patient mother clocks off at I suggest you get your tiny butt in bed before angry and "I've had enough!totally me

Lol, those that know me, know, lol...

Before calling me, ask yourself "Is this textable?" YES! I hate talking on the phone.

I think my mom feels this way every time I tell her a story about Boo Bug.

Someday you shall hear my words come out of your mouth when lecturing your daughter. And on that day I shall laugh! I already sound like my mom now!

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