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I feel like this happens on a too regular basis in my life @Maria Sokova

I tried to login on my iPad. Turns out it was an Etch-a-Sketch and I don't own an iPad. Also, I'm out of vodka. Laughed so hard at this!

Air Freshener Prank

I just replaced the can of air freshener in the office bathroom with an air horn. And now we wait. Cornell For JOHN LOL

Seriously... Can't count how many times I ate batter without a single worry about salmonella.  Yes, there were raw eggs.  Rocky drank raw eggs and didn't die for crying out loud. =)

Same.

I've been eating cookie dough, cake/brownie batter and other raw baking stuff since before I had teeth. I've never once gotten sick.

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Funny, but true. Maybe next spring? Spring is an excellent reminder that I was supposed to get in shape before spring.

I have no idea what you're talking about Remarkably Accurate E-Card ....

Story of my life. My sister, mom, and I love target lol

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: The Inner Monologue of a Pinner: 'I want to sew!' 'No, I want to workout.' 'Wait, is that a mason jar?' 'Oh f*ck it, now I want cake.'

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: The Inner Monologue of a Pinner: 'I want to sew!' 'No, I want to workout.' 'Wait, is that a mason jar?' 'Oh f*ck it, now I want cake.

hahaha! This is SO me! But then I put on a big sweatshirt and hope I don't see anyone who wants a hug!!!

This is so true. Sometimes I just throw on a heavy sweatshirt.hell I just fit in with the rest of the Walmart crowd.

OMG, my family hears me saying some version of this every day! :)

I love cleaning up messes I didn't make. So I became a MOM. Ain't that the truth! A little Mother's Day humor!

This happens so often.

That moment when you have so much shit to do that you decide to take a nap instead. this definitely.lately happens to me all the time!

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