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  • Nerissassippi

    Funny Quote, not worth buying pig to get sausage

  • Adriana Ruiz

    so true. "For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?" Here's an update for you. Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage, why? because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig, just to get a little sausage..

  • Lonnie Sepe

    Why buy the entire pig, just to get a little sausage?...# true story

  • Heather Deweese

    So true and so funny!!!

  • Janis Welch

    This is some funny stuff!!! So true!

  • Kelly Patrick

    too funny and so true

  • Nicole Chapman

    food for thought.

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