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Bitch, if you ran your ass as much as you run your mouth, you wouldn't be so fat.

Just Plain Dumb!

This. When i went to my psychological interview for work, i pointed out the flaw of the interviewer advice and argued that her advice is too naive and too full of rainbows and happy things, and booom! Only the grace of God can make me get the job.

I understand that you're stupid, but can you please be stupid a little faster? I have shit to do today.