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"I always control my breathing when walking up a flight of stairs so I don't seem unfit... Then I go around the corner and die "

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This literally is me. I hate it when people show up unannounced. I need at least 10 minutes to get out of pjs and throw everything in the closet.

And also Mike Pence is probably Satan's horcrux

"You look happy but you don't feel happy, that's what depression does to you.." - #Anime #Manga : Orange (by Takano Ichigo -Edited by Karunase -Tumblr: karunase.tumblr.com

Zodiac Scorpio Facts.... this is so true !! No one that knows me believes I could be shy for a minute.. until they introduce me to strangers !! LOL

"Parked car conversations are low key unofficial therapy sessions. "