Or when he sucks up your energy, independence, and identity... then has the balls to lay funny so he won't fit through your too small (but SO not as small as they used to be) hips so your abdominal muscles get sliced open so you will always be in pain and, in one MORE way, will never have the body you had before you created him. Then come talk to me! LOL (KR) Raising Kids, To My Husband, Aahahahha, Amenities, So True, Awe Someecards, Thank You Mom, Sour, Advice
If Target had a bar...
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If Target had a bar, my life would be perfect. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com
If Target had a bar, my life would be perfect...and dangerous
This would be awesome!!
it's sick how my almost every e card is my life
If Target had a bar, my life would be perfect. And extra broke
Amen to that! I would prefer a wine bar :)
Fact. Selling liquor there is a danger enough.
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I feel it's national drive like an idiot day...every day. Road rage is the only way to get by on the road haha
Driving quote ..Isnt she lovely...
Things that make me laugh.
So true (also, not my fault no one in wichita can drive)
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This is so true -
Such a good idea
Well this is brilliant
Drunk Cleaning Angels
"I like drinking while I clean ... It's like there were angels.: FROM: some ecards
Cleaning angels are awesome!
this is so true
Mean Boyfriends Ecards, Boss Ecards, My Husband, Funny Stuff, So True, Funny Ecards Boss, Funny Mean Ecards, True Stories, E Cards
SO True story
This is a true story. It's my husband. :)
So true omg
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So true, always use the correct styling products and ask your stylist how to do it at home! When your hair looks good, we look good
@ Maria Shanks - True Story!
My Hair Looks - Funny Pictures - Funny Photos - Funny Images - Funny Pics
Call, Good Ideas, Check, Amenities, My Life, Dr. Who, Ecards, Totally Me, E Cards
Ugh, I hate voicemail, It takes longer to check it than to just call the person back and say "what did you need?"
My life. I never check voicemails.
Really good idea! Can't remember the last time I checked mine...;)
Totally me! I havent checked my voicemail in 29 years!
Funny Workplace Ecard: I should just change my voicemail greeting to: 'Please hang up and text me.'---I NEVER CHECK MY CELL VOICEMAIL
AMEN! I hate checking my voicemail!!
Mom Sleep - on the regular
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Mom Sleep - seriously wonder if Mom sleep goes back to real sleep ever... again..
MOM SLEEP/ Night shift problems: the act in which your eyes are closed but you hear everything the kids are getting into.
Haha SO TRUE
True!! And so sad.....
Mom Sleep ...yup
MOM SLEEP: the act in which your eyes are closed but you hear everything the kids are getting into. This is my life.
#Dump A Day Funny Pictures Of The Day
Laughing, Life, Relationships Goals, Stuff, Growing Up, Funny, Humor, Couple, Things
Just made me laugh
Imágenes graciosas, humor, diversión, chistes #Humor #Fun #Joke #Funny #Jokes #Risas #Hahaha #Jajaja @FiorellaTwit
Funny Pictures Of The Day - 86 Pics .. the best things in life are free
Couples who got this relationship stuff under control.(:
I probably get too excited when I see old people doing some immature fun stuff because it gives me that hope that I’ll never actually grow up.
26 Couples That Have This Whole Relationship Thing Figured Out #RELATIONSHIP GOALS LOL..
Story of my life
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Story of my life oh so true!!
multi tasking procrastinator!
Ha! True story
Joey And Chandler
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Chandler: You're turning into a woman. Joey: No, I'm not. Why would you say that? That's just mean. Chandler: Now I've upset you. What did I say? Joey: It's not what you said. It's the way you said it...Oh My God, I'm a woman!!" Friends TV show quotes
Funny Friends Tv Show Quotes. 57 Funniest quotes from Friends!
Joey And Chandler. #Friends
OMG I LOVE joeys face in the last pic I laughed so hard!!! Love this show!!! friends quotes from the show | Funny Friends Tv Show Quotes photo Katelyn Annyce's photos - Buzznet
"You're turning into a woman" - Chandler and Joey #Friends
Yep, I have done this!
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Nice try, laundry…literally the story of my life
Nice Try, Laundry... Haha!! So true!!
funny stuff :)
Nice try :) It is nap time after all!
Dump A Day Funny Pictures Of The Day - 65 Pics
real life true story
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Hahahaha, one of my favorite Friends quotes!!! Still makes me laugh no matter how many times I watch it.
I need to find a friend like Chandler Bing.
Yay for Chandler... so funny!
Hahahaha. My favorite episode
Ross and Chandler, friends
The Friends memes
<3 Friends! This scene always makes me laugh
Haha - I miss FRIENDS.
am i getting old or is the grocery store playing great music these days?
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Ahhhh yes. Singing to the grocery store "oldies" including classic OMD, The Psychedelic Furs, Echo & The Bunnymen, The Smiths, Blondie, Devo, B-52s, Culture Club, Thompson Twins, Paul Young, Spandau Ballet, Billy Idol, U2 (old school), Duran Duran, ABC, The Plimsouls, Modern English, The Clash, The Go-Go's, Bananarama, The Bangles, The Fixx, Wall of Voodoo .... (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_new_wave_artists_and_bands) So true
Random Funny Photos : theBERRY
Am I getting old or is the grocery store starting to play great music these days ? - vintage retro funny quote
I can tell today is going to be a "does not play well with others" kind of day.
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I can tell today is going to be a "does not play well with others" kind of day. - This is my life!!!
Reminds me of a fav aunt
Uh oh, watch out. Rheumatoid Arthritis
Hehe I hate Mondays.
I can tell today is going to be a "does not play well with others" kind of day. Amen...
I can relate
Vintage retro humor
I admit, this is a huge pet peeve of mine
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hahahaha Excuse the language but this is so annoying!
I'm glad everyone is having such a delightful day walking slow as fuck in front of me. Story of my life, smh
OMG! Especially at the grocery store! Hugest pet peeve. Why did the entire family need to come and why are you blocking the whole aisle!? Put the kids in the cart and MOVE!!!!
Me at Walmart.
So true. I want to rhino rampage through oblivious people who walk slow.
Free, Somewhat Topical Ecard: I'm glad everyone is having such a delightful day walking slow as fuck in front of me..
Sorry for the language but this is a pet peeve of mine! Especially when you walk on the wrong side!
Ohmygosh puns are my favorite source of humor and this is great!!
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i miss you card. Or with a happy face - I love you a hole punch
i miss you card LIKE THESE TYPE OF SMART CUTE CARDS
DIY Cards: "I miss you a hole punch"
I Miss You Card. I Miss You A Hole Punch. Handmade Card.
"I miss you a hole punch" cute idea!
Cute card to make
I Miss You Card - how about I love you a hole punch with a smiley face and heart punch? Cute!
Ahaha... So mean/hilarious...