Example: today I was buying postage stamps. The young man behind the counter said "All I have are ones with birds on them, I hope that's ok." My reply "I'm paying bills with these stamps. I would prefer ones with a middle finger on them. Do you have stamps with someone FLIPPING the bird?" He just stood there. I may look like a middle aged woman out running errands on her day off-- but a weirdo resides in my soul.