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Funny Confession Ecard: Well, today was a complete waste of make up.

Well, today was a complete waste of make up. Or hair, or outfit. Haha happens a lot!

Work sucks. Now accepting applications for 'Sugar Daddy'.

I was and now she's in Heaven and I'm hoping to meet her some day and I'll still be the big sister only this time I'll not only be older.I'll REALLY be the BIG sister

I have this

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So anti-social it's scary.

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'My first instinct when I see an animal is to say 'hello'. My first instinct when I see a person is to avoid eye contact and hope it goes away. That's because animals are better than people sometimes.

I'm flexible

Funny Flirting Ecard: As long as everything is EXACTLY the way I want it, I am totally flexible.

Sometimes I write down tasks after I've done them just to get the satisfaction of crossing them off my list.

If all pirates looked like Johnny Depp, I might consider getting a boat.

If all pirates looked likeJohnny Depp, I might consider getting a boat.

I hate when skinny people call themselves fat just to get compliments. Bitch just shut up and eat that sandwich.

Funny Friendship Ecard: I hate when skinny people call themselves fat just to get compliments. Bitch just shut up and eat that sandwich.

We should probably get therapy for all of these issues we conceal with humor.

We should probably get therapy for all of these issues we conceal with humour. , just sayin.

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I'm sorry that I got angry and said a lot of things that I meant but still should not have said. --this is totally me.

I could think of a few people this applies to.......of course that makes me evil and vindictive.  See!  Now I'm describing myself!

I'm not insulting you, I'm just describing you. someecards / your e-cards

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