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Halleluyer! @Jennifer Milsaps L Jackson @Pamela Culligan Hichens Campbell @Sydney Martin Martin Steele
Halleluyer! Madea is definitely one of our guilty pleasures! Haha @Natalie Durden
Hellur!!! Reminds me of my best friend! haha
Halleluyer ..haha me and my best friend
My friend Grace Lol!
Me and my dad
need a laugh
Im sorry your violent coughing fit prevented you from holding back that fart.
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I'm sorry your violent coughing fit prevented you from holding back that fart. lmfaoooo
LOL!!! Why did I laugh so hard at this!?!! Oh yeah....
Hahaha! I died laughing at this one @Jess Liu Denham
My dog does a round of sneeze-farts...daily
I started crying I was laughing so hard!
Hahaha! I died laughing at this one.
bahahahaha! Awkward!!! LOL
I can't stop laughing.
#lol #funny #humor
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SO TRUE! 95% of the decisions in my life are based on whether I like the colors of something, if it is pretty, or if it smells good.
Funny Ecard: 95% of the decisions in my life are based on ...
95% of the decisions in my life....so sad but so true...
So true!!! Ughh being a girl!
Life decisions...so true
Hahaha. Ugh. So true!
baha! so true!
It's so true..
lol so true
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Locking your car doors at a light because someone on the corner looks shady or crazy...then worry that they heard doors lock and you are hurting their feelings. | Confession Ecard
Ooooooo...... How many times I have actually done this! Locking your car doors at a light because someone on the corner looks shady or crazy...then worry that they heard doors lock and you are hurting their feelings.
I do this but don't worry how they feel. I just wonder if they heard the car doors lock.
OMG I do that all the time! Or I used to before my doors locked automatically!
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That's it. I knew it. Someone is following me around, and writing e-cards about how I roll with sociopaths and narcissists. (LV)
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This was totally me in Lowes a couple nights ago!!!
Woah ecards stop knowing my life
This made me giggle :)
Ecards - TRUE STORY!!
so true sometimes!!!
I have OCD, but I only clean things when I'm in the mood because I'm also bipolar.
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Bipolar humor always makes me laugh
#funny #ecard #OCD #bipolar
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Haha. Hehehe. Giggle. LOL. LMAO. LMFAO. (Funny. Ecards. Laugh. Joke. Hilarious. Humor) 'Oh you have a cold? How rude of me. I just laid an egg and now my body is violently ripping down the walls of my uterus. But can I get you a tissue?'
Funny Apology Ecard: Oh you have a cold? How rude of me. I just laid an egg and now my body is violently ripping down the walls of my uterus. But can I get you a tissue? My life it's not even funny
This is so true, pertains to every man and boy.... my life
Man flu...haha vs women issues | Humor | Pinterest
Haha! OMG this is FUNNY STUFF
The man cold! So true!
period humor haha
Hahaaa so funny!
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Short girl problem! It's funny because my best friend is a little taller than I am, so when I wear heels and she wears flats, it evens out. We were stuck in this pattern for almost a month, lol.
Short People Problem #142: Thinking you're actually going to be tall wearing heels, but then all your tall friends wear heels too.
to school dances everyone usually wears flats so i decided to wear heels so i can be a lil' bit taller than i usually am and then all the tall girls wear heels so im still short
Short people problem #142 Thinking you're actually going to be tall wearing heels but then all your tall friends wear heels, too Seante always does this to me!
It's even worse when you wear flats and your tall friends wear heels. Then they pat you on the head and say you look like a child.
Short People Problems..... Tall people shouldn't wear heels lol
Short People Problem #142: Story of my life!
so true. tall people shouldnt wear heels
Somebody has to do it right!!!
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Here's to all of you who rearrange the dirty dishes in the dishwasher after someone else has loaded it. So true! Dad loads the dishwasher, and my mom or I go behind him and rearrange.
Here's to all of you who rearrange the dirty dishes in the dishwasher after someone else has loaded it.
STORY OF MY LIFE. If there is one thing in the world that I'm OCD about, it's how the dishwasher is loaded.
This entirely depends on whose dishwasher it is, and how many more dirty dishes COULD still fit into it.
My husband doesn't even bother trying to load the dishwasher anymore. He knows I'll just go take it all out, and put it back the right way! lol
That would be me...but I can fit more in there! Me too!! Laughing at myself right now!!!
Cheers! I know how to load a dishwasher properly. Thanks, mom :)
Sad but true - I learned this from my Dad!!!
story of my life...my husband
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I hope that my kids say this about me one day... My mom was a woman I aspired to be as a child. I only hope to live a life they admire. <3
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"All that I am or hope to be, I owe to my mother" -Abraham Lincoln | In honor of Mother's Day in May
I knew I liked Abe Lincoln. "All that I am or hope to be, I owe to my mother" !Abraham Lincoln. Now if only my daughters would think this!
Honest Abe was America's first Momma's boy: "All that I am or hope to be, I owe to my mother." #Mom #quotes Trinket Tray from #Nordstrom #gift #mothersday #poachit | Look around!
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"All that I am or hope to be, I owe to my mother" -Abraham Lincoln Love you mom
''All that I am or hope to be, I owe to my mother.'' I love you mom💙
Happy Mother's Day #Swells ! We so agree Abraham Lincoln!
:) This is perfect for a Mother's day gift.
Abe Lincoln's ode to his mother...
Hahaha my future self
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i believe in empathy. i am always willing to put myself in someone elses shoes. unless they are wearing crocs. then they can go fuck themselves. | Confession Ecard
Honey, we are going to get ice cream not because you've earned it but because, well, mommy wants some. | Family Ecard | someecards.com
Haha!!! Not even worth unblocking - I'd then have to see the ridiculous comments. And the funny thing is, I know it gets under the skin because I was informed of the Facebook rant about being blocked. Tired of being the nice one and biting my tongue about all of your lies and the hateful things you've personally said and done that you're not mentioning to anyone. Karma will come and she doesn't like you and your horrible, nasty ways!
Story of my life.. only because I want!
LOL!! So true!!!!
Story of my life
Ecard Glock out
haha, so true!
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Wow. This is totally me in public. Pets all the dogs, avoids eye contact & "walks with purpose" otherwise.
E Cards: My first instinct when I see an animal is to say "hello". My first instinct when I see a person is to avoid eye contact and hope it goes away.
Story of my life. @Michelle Deneen would understands! true story...pfff!!!
Haha so true! but this really is my life
That made me giggle, totally me!
oh so very true #SomeeCards
true story, totally me
My life in an e-card.
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Or else I'm not going to be able to fall asleep...sorry wildlife friends, I hate spiders except daddy long legs
Or else I'm not going to be able to fall asleep... much less live in my house
Or else I'm not going to be able to fall asleep... story of my life!!!
So true in my house...or anywhere there is a spider!
the only good spider is a dead spider
So true I hate spiders!
That's my life motto.
Isn T Fucking, Fucking Seriously, Fucking Stupid, My Life, Fucking Men, In Fucking, Damn Fucking, Fucking True, Fucking Vulgar
I hate it when people tell me it isn't necessary to swear. I'm fucking vulgar, not stupid. I know it isn't fucking necessary!
Sooo inappropriate, but I laughed really hard! This is my life!
I'm not fucking stupid. I just enjoy cursing.
My life in a nutshell. Lol
Fucking seriously, shit.
I'm not fucking stupid.
Damn fucking straight!
yup too fucking true
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Some people think I'm a bitch... a redheaded bitch apparently
Some people think I'm a bitch But I think I'm Bitchin'...
Ah, now Ive figured out my "one word to describe myself"
Some people think I'm a bitch...@Lance Watson
Some people may feel this way about me lol
Story of my life?
Lol!! @no way Herow @Ashley Walters Walters Moore @Sam McHardy Taylor Rodgers @Danielle Lampert Lampert Culver @Christine Smythe Smythe
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Lol!! @no way Herow @Ashley Walters Moore @Sam Taylor Rodgers @Danielle Lampert Culver @Christine Smythe
Thank You Funny E-cards Friendship | someecards - when you care enough to hit send
LOL SO TRUE haha @Ashley Walters Walters Walters Carriere
No, we don't care. #bestfriends
Hahaha! @Ashley Walters
Best Friend Quote
BFF' s =)
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#likeaboss ♥ #Capri #Jewelers #Arizona ~ www.caprijewelersaz.com ♥
This reminds me of my niece and nephew all dayy! #likeaBOSS
Love it! #likeaboss.
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I am guna live my life like Barney on How I Met Your Mother...bcuz I'm awesome! :)
Story of my life -- I am not rude... just super awesome!
made me laugh "I’m intimidating" ya right
This is true. Story of my life!!
Story of my life. So true! Lol
This is seriously my life..:)
Love me some Madea
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Do as Madea would - pour hot grits over his head, beat him with the pan, then call the po-po! Halleluyer!
Do as Madea would - pour hot grits over his head, beat him with the pan, then call the po-po! Halleluyer! After they leave, have DINTER!
White comic appropriation of Madea films. We get it, really. Also, the pouring of hot grits on someone shouldn't be trivialized. Al Green doesn't deserve this shit.
Do as Madea would do. "I got some hot grits on the stove, day hotttt!"
should have served him grits the first time after Russellville-
Never really watched a Madea movie but this is funny! :P
I do love me a Madea movie or two... :)
HAHAHAHAHA Madea<3 @cheryl ng Weichert
Ament & ament!!
Love You More
Buenos días! Ya mejor...soñé contigo tanto que hasta celos sentí....un día más pero tú junto a mí y yo contigo acompañándote...un beso dulce y un gran abrazo.
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Famous quotes & #thoughts -for when you need some life #motivation! #NotYourAverageRamada #RamadaPlazaMPLS
Famous quotes-for when you need some life motivation & inspiration! | My Hub
Famous quotes & #thoughts -for when you need some life #motivation!
We love this love quote! Perfect for Valentine's Day!
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Love you more -- modern calligraphy love quote