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I would like to think I will die a heroic death but it's more likely I'll trip over my dog and choke on a spoonful of frosting. [substitute "peanut butter" for frosting!


Beer before liquor, never sicker. Toothpaste before orange juice, dead. Haha thus the reason I rarely drink orange juice I about died!

Unfortunately, so true!

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It takes real skill to choke on air, fall up stairs and trip over completely nothing. I have that skill! Funny but true!

Haha and you cant remember how to spell it correctly so your just sitting there like such a fail xD

That moment when you spell a word so wrong that even auto correct is like, "I've got nothing man" story of my life

oh yes all the timeeeee, something that got me mad about him was before he even became a close friend with me I used to always see people talking about him and how amazing he was and he would like lowkey brag and rub it off , that would get me more like annoyed , really don’t like it when people do that but then with Time he got better at that and he’s isn’t like that anymore thank god when he would do that , that would decrease my self esteem

All the time. pretty much daily Do you ever just wake up an go "NOPE" .and roll over and go back to sleep? I do, almost every morning.

Relatable Post it's impossible to slowly tip toe around without activating your T-rex arms

That's just too much!!

I hate brushing my teeth at night because that signifies that you can't have anymore food and I'm just never ready for that kind of commitment. THIS IS MY LIFE

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funny quote based on how i react when toast pops out, i will never look cool walking away from an explosion. so me

I only have to say "really" about 5 times.

Sometimes I think i'm too picky. Then I watch my dog look for a place to poop Picture Quote

Million dollars

I told my friend "before I die I want my last words to be 'I left a million dollars under the." I said "One minute, I have to die first." He said "oh, okay. How long will that take?" I replied "not really sure.

That's me

Relatable Post I pretty much spend all day, every day, just looking forward to going back to sleep. So true and so me.

writers conference..... notebooks! boxwine! set! write! #Wildacres   ------- Bottle-that's where she went wrong.

Quote: If showing up in a robe and tiara with a box of wine is wrong, then maybe I don't fully comprehend how Casual Friday actually works.

I laughed...hard. @Kai Gradert-Lee Chambers  I thought you would think this was funny!

I really laughed out loud on this one! This skinny girl just told me she "forgets" to eat? I just licked her face in case it's contagious ~ Joke All You Can