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so I have an american accent and I never shut up, but I'd talk even more with a british. I'd never stop if I had an Irish accent.

fact!  or cleaning before you have a house full of company!pick up before --Heaven knows you have to clean after!!

Cleaning House while the kids are home, is like shoveling snow, while it's still snowing. My house will be clean for when my kids go on vacations.

This couldn't be more true! D never misses work, but when he's home, he's the biggest baby! HaHa!! And he'd love that I pinned this too...not so much!!!!!

ain't it the truth! men are big babies.

Happened to me all the time in high school.

I hate math! And this has happened to me in school so many times! Mr math teacher Please !

Jena Marbles

"maybe I should start jogging :/" . "hahaha I'm not gonna start jogging xD" -Jenna marbles

ohmygoodness. yes.

I always have at least one mystery bruise. You have to poke it to see how much it hurts.you'd think you'd remember something that hurt that bad!

I'm grouchy...this made me smile - also I think most of us are a little overweight, so I am sharing this... I saw this on TV and I have lost 26 pounds so far pretty quickly too http://hcgtrim4summer.com

I wish I were a glow worm. A glow worm's never glum. 'Cause how can you be grumpy, when the sun shines out of your bum? <----- One of my fav poems now.

Sorry boys, I'm with Jordy Nelson or Blake Griffin (depending on the season).

pretty much describes my relationship with Zac Efron, Channing Tatum, Justin Bieber, and Adam Levine :) lol

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my favorite yolo joke ever and. he touched the butt :-

I'm not gonna lie....I still do this

Do this all the time when I was little because I just watch a scary movie. But now scary movies don't bother me. I think that they are funny as hell but still to this day. I Run up the stairs do no one will kill me

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