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Funny Confession Ecard: I changed my car horn to gun shot sounds. People move out of the way much faster now. So funny

My give a damn is busted

shoot pack lunch dinner breakfast for the next day because its going to take a long while funny ecard

shut your mouth when your talking to me

biggest pet peeve when people interrupt the middle of your sentence.

Everything Paleo!

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I'd do anything to lose except eat healthy and work out.

Jim Gaffigan on going to the gym

Jim Gaffigan on going to the gym

Just give the patience already, no more situations please!

Bless me with patience. Not opportunities to be patient, I've had plenty of those and they don't seem to be working. The actual patience. Adams Adams O Yes please the actual patience!

A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house. phrases

"A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house." Although mine usually does clean the house too:)

FACT: In the future, I'll tell my grandkids that I'm older than the internet - and blow their minds forever.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: FACT: In the future, I'll tell my grandkids that I'm older than the internet - and blow their minds forever.

I tried to throat punch you via text but there's no app for that. I looked. Twice.

Free and Funny Breakup Ecard: I tried to throat punch you via text but there's no app for that. I looked.

A time out? No, no...it's called a spanking. Go on. Act a fool. I'll demonstrate. | Family Ecard | someecards.com

A time out? No, no...it's called a spanking. Go on. Act a fool. I'll demonstrate.

This is how it was when I was a kid. back when spanking was allowed in school. Kids acted better back then because of it!

basically.

My life

Free and Funny Sports Ecard: I ate healthy and excercised today. I better fucken wake up skinny.

behavioral psych of which every dumb ass should know. facial cues, body language.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: .and yet despite the look on my face, you're still talking. Create and send your own custom Confession ecard.

@Valerie Tucker @MsTamika20, an ode to the longest, most aggressive game of Uno I've ever played.

I Agree.

"You never really know someone until you play UNO with them and that jerk hits you with a Draw Four." Haha this is so true!

I'm going to hell in every religion.

The story of my life. // I was hoping for a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed.

Lesson two: See lesson one.

I read this as "trust people who HAVE big butts" and that excited me. because I have a big butt.

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20 Funny Bill Cosby Jokes

Funny pictures about Bill Cosby on grandmothers. Oh, and cool pics about Bill Cosby on grandmothers. Also, Bill Cosby on grandmothers photos.

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