birthday

Funny Birthday Ecard: May you live long enough to shit yourself.

Uh, sorry, but, after a long day....

All these anti-welfare things piss me off. Do people really think pointing it out is going to help things? Maybe you should be the change you want to se in the world. Figure out why those people are on welfare in the first place.

Emmy inviting me to Axel's party, but Ed's getting married! haha

: ) No, I don’t want to come to your dog’s birthday party … freak. My cat is getting married that weekend.

hores like carots horses carrots kids story writing school essay image macro

Hores like carrots. So if one didn't like carrots, it would not be a hore. That's true.

LOL ouch...Funny Family Ecard: I hate it when ugly people say 'I need my beauty sleep.' Bitch, you need to hibernate.

Funny Family Ecard: I hate it when ugly people say 'I need my beauty sleep.' Bitch, you need to hibernate. lawlz me

This will forever be my mantra. Until I get a tattoo.....which I have been looking at..so I will have to change my mantra. But for now, this is it! :)

My Favorite Prank that I ever Did Pull

Just sayin.) When people ask me why I don't have any tattoos I ask them "Would you put bumper stickers on a Ferrari?

I'm not saying I hate you... [ex girlfriend problems]

I'm not saying I hate you...

Funny Confession Ecard: I'm not saying I 'hate' you, but I catch myself fantasizing about you being attacked by honey badgers, barefoot in a desert of legobricks, near a Bieber concert.

"May you live long enough for us to live together and pretend we're the Golden Girls."

Funny Birthday Ecard: May you live long enough for us to live together and pretend we're the Golden Girl. Morehouse Roark yes!

Best Birthday Card I've ever gotten! EVER! Bwahaha  Funny Birthday Ecard: Happy Birthday to a friend I will probably wind up living with after our husbands finally come out of the closet.

Best Birthday Card I've ever gotten! Bwahaha Funny Birthday Ecard: Happy Birthday to a friend I will probably wind up living with after our husbands finally come out of the closet. Jess this will be us lol

Funny Birthday Ecard: Happy Birthday from the one who endures your farts and still loves you anyway.

Funny Birthday Ecard: Happy Birthday from the one who endures your farts and still loves you anyway. Saving this for mikes birthday on the Lol

Pinterest
Search