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Once in a while, okay. I understand you're happy. But everyday? Come on! SO annoying. No one cares about you cuddling lol. Don't even get me started on girls saying I love you after a month or two of dating and thinking they're going to get married...
Johnny Cash & June Carter - You're a Part of Me

Relationships are like garage sales. From a distance they look interesting, but up close it's just a bunch of crap you don't need.

If you say 'swag' 'cray' or 'yolo' one more time.. I'll punch you in the throat.
If the ability to take pictures of yourself that hide the fact that you are a fat ass, were a skill, you would be Mr. Miyagi.
HAHAA
Bet they don't. Fools.
i know so many people i could use this for
This is the best. @Colleen Hanauer I need to remember this next time I consider using this term.
Soo mee
I Didn't Text You Last Night - #Vodka Did ;)
this is funny bc i am suppose to be cleaning.. and instead Kristina and I went to stock up on alcohol and wine. for cheap prices lol bahaha

Funny Encouragement Ecard: Today, Ill be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying all my shit with Febreeze.

I actually did this once. It freaked my brother out when he tried to connect to my wifi. bahaha
Funny Confession Ecard: Why, yes! I say 'fuck' a lot more than a girl should!
They wonder why!!!!
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