Eureka! Master bath walls are already green, and I committed to a white vanity when I let Spouse build white shelving over the toilet. Beige-ish countertop, dark wood floors (we'll use wood-look tile): DONE!
Some pools go on to "infinity," while others need a focal point to mark the spot where they terminate. This black urn is classic because of its familiar shape, modern because of its placement and dark coloring.