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So me :(

My life.Funny Quote - I stay up late every night and realize it's a bad idea every morning

motherhood humor... This is so true. I feel excited to go to the grocery store ALONE these days!

i never thought grocery shopping would be a vacation but, alone, it is! I remember those days however I really don't like visiting the grocery store

Thoughts that cross my mind ALMOST everday!

in 3 different ways and all were slow and painful. I may look calm, but in my head I've killed you 3 times - handling rude customers at work.

I am who i am. I'm weird. I'm lame, i run into things, i spill food, i trip, i scream annoy random and stupid stuff.

True that! Don't underestimate me darling. I can go from Lady to Ghetto in seconds.

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"I love you with all my boobs. I would say heart, but my boobs are bigger." Funny Love Quotes For The People Who Can Handle A Joke

Never underestimate my abilities...

Oh, this is so true! A worried mother does better research than the FBI! I'm surprised the FBI hasn't offered me a job!

Remember when

remember when we were young, how we couldn't wait to be grown up? Wow, were we stupid or what?

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You and I are more than friends. We're like a really small gang. BFF's will always BFF's 2 days or 20 years when it is a true friendship.

yeah let's go girls

"Stop waiting for Prince Charming. Get up and find him. The poor idiot may be stuck in a tree or something" - does a non-rescuing Prince Charming necessarily become an idiot?

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...exactly what I think everytime I stick my leg out from underneath the blanket! Sad but true lol

Funny Quotes

Blanket on - Too hot. Blanket off - Too cold. One leg out - Perfect. Until the demon from Paranormal Activity grabs your leg and drags you through the hall.

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