I may be taking the high road on the outside, but inwardly, I'm wishing I could punch you in the face and slash your tires.

I may be taking the high road on the outside, but inwardly, I'm wishing I could punch you in the face and slash your tires.

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If I got paid by the amount of stupid people I deal with at work instead of by the house, I could retire next week.

If I got paid by the amount of stupid people I deal with at work instead of by the house, I could retire next week.

Lol sometimes people just deserve a slap in the face.

Darn right I'm a Bitter Infertile! - Page 42

STRANGERS think I'm quiet. MY FRIENDS think I'm outgoing. MY BEST FRIENDS know that I'm completely insane.

STRANGERS think I'm quiet. MY FRIENDS think I'm outgoing. MY BEST FRIENDS know that I'm completely insane.

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Similar to a joke in 'Vertical Limit' that I love: "You wanna go up into the mountains with Nitro on your back and hope that it doesn't jump?...A hundred thousand sperm, and, ahh.. YOU were the fastest?" !!!! love it!

I know a few people like this:) LOL "Some people just lack the ability to realize that everyone in the room wants them to shut up."

I know a few people like this:) LOL "Some people just lack the ability to realize that everyone in the room wants them to shut up."

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