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My poor mom, I used to sit outside her door. I thought it was our "special" alone time. Poor woman just wanted to pee! Love you mom!

Every time...Don't know how many times I heard my mom say, "Do I need to come in there and show you?"  lol

This used to happen all the time when I lived at home! The best part of this is that now I am a mom, and things magically appear for me when my HUSBAND can't find them!

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I was just thinking yesterday - does anyone else sing the alphabet or am I a dumbass? Nope, I sing too

Sometimes you just can't stop lol

story of my life. That awkward moment when everyone else quit laughing 10 minutes ago, but you can't stop.

Homegirl exercises, but doesn't run.

I was not, am not and never will be a runner even though I can picture a young, thin me in a really cute running outfit, ipod plugged into my ears and long ponytail swinging from side to side. Alas, I am not a runner.

We have 2 parakeets and a sun conure...but this is still funny!

girl freaked out look face parakeet landed lands on girls head, There isn't a more accurate picture that describes my life.

If Women Ruled The World..

If Women Ruled The World..

Less stressful than war. If women ruled the world there would be no wars. Just a bunch of jealous countries not speaking to each other.

All the time!

Story of my life! Autopilot driving isn't safe -- oh well!

this is not always a good thing, as i've learned over the years - but i just can't stop.

I stay fat because it would not be fair to all the thing people if I were this good looking, intelligant, funny AND thing. It's a public service really. SO true!

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I had to pin this because my son actually did this! He asked if there were pb cups cause his mom really likes them! I love that kid! Good looking out for your mom!

Charlie Brown

"People Always Expect More of You When You Have Naturally Curly Hair", Peanuts, December I got my curls from my mother. Blessed now , but cursed them for many years

Funny parenting ecard.... Naps

So True! Funny Apology Ecard: Just as an FYI, I won't be needing naps anymore. Good luck getting your shit done while I'm awake!

Kamer opruimen

Wisdom for my children. Maybe it should be: You never know what you don't have until you clean your room. Then my girl might clean it to see what she think to purchase.

Or like one of the three stooges slapping your face and head repeatedly!

I don't like spiders and snakes, but.act like a black belt when I walk into a spider web

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