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Funny Friendship Ecard: You drink too much, swear too much and have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.

I drink because you're boring. #TGIF #drinking #funny

I drink because boring. Funny retro print fridge magnet picture on VisualizeUs

I don't think people realize that i would truly wear glitter every single day casually. :)

Glitter counts as rainbows. And glitter=sparkle which IS my favorite color and I have a tattoo of the chinese symbol for it because I am THAT awesome.

soo true once you take off your bra you know your settled where you are

Its true Clear jars are a collectors best friend. So true! In Memory of My Best Friend Breast Cancer Heart Tee true

me. Abby if you are reading this you know exactly what instance I'm referring to, also hi

Haha this is so me! I cant even tell you how many times my mouth has gotten me into trouble bc I definately do not have a filter! And those of you who know me well, know this is a fact.

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Free and Funny Workplace Ecard: You poor thing. You don't even realize you're batshit crazy, do you?

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I always remind my husband that we have only lived in the house for 10 years. Funny, I thought it was just my husband. Turns out maybe he isn't that unique.

Some songs awaken my inner stripper.

"Some songs awaken my inner stripper." [ ALL songs awaken Miley Cyus' inner stripper.

I cant quit laughing at this

I don't fart, I whisper in my panties . but sometimes it's a scream. I laughed so hard.

lol #funeecards #insults

Good luck and take care. And by good luck I mean go fuck yourself. And by take care I mean go fuck yourself. I know this is naughty, but it is so funny!

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Funny Confession Ecard: I lose track of how many times a day I'd like to turn to someone and say 'you can't seriously be this freaking stupid!

Funny Workplace Ecard: I'm not judgmental. I just have excellent assessment skills.

Skill Level: Master Judging and assessing are TWO different things. I assess well.

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