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If you say "gullible" slowly it sounds like "oranges" .and, this is why I was awarded most gullible in our high school poll!

bahaha i just read this to my boyfriend and he said gullible very slowly out loud. thought about it for a second, then said he didnt get it. five minutes later he whacked me with a pillow said he hated me and laughed. its his favorite joke now.

Make sure you say it slowly!I tried it. Once slowly and the second time, even slower.

I know people say I am gullible. I tried this 5 times before I realized how gullible I really am.

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Ohhhh I fell for it! I've been told I'm very gullible. haha if you say gullible slowly funny quotes funny quote funny quotes humor

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Sometimes being a grown up is no fun.
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I have a fort that suspends from my ceiling. If growing up means not having my fort, then I refuse.

Johns growing up sounds pointless. I love my fort

On second thought, screw the growing up! I'm sticking with the fort.

This isn't true because building forts is awesome.

Sometimes being a grown up is no fun.

Sometimes being a grown up is no fun.
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39 New Funny Quotes You're Going To Love
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Causes fucking Capri sun would work better at charging my phone 🙄😂

Why are iPhone chargers not called apple juice?

Death To Boredom Image

Cheesy, but funny 😂😂

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Every noise.
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When I'm home alone, every noise I hear is a serial killer. If E is capitalized than the I in is should be as well.

yup this is me, whenever Joe is gone all night I am sure a serial killer is trying to break in, I even turn off my fan, so I can hear him getting closer LOL.crazy right!

sounds like 1218 to me. too much Criminal Minds, Dexter, CSI, Law and Order for sure.

this is exactly why i shouldn't watch criminal minds! I am the biggest chicken ever!

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This is so true, but when I'm home, it's a problem too! Ha ha!!
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Really it should say cleaning house while you have kids living at home is like shoveling snow while it's still snowing. I clean while they sleep and in the morning it only takes a few minutes for it to look like I never cleaned.

Since the birthday of our son 2 days ago, I'm still cleaning the house. He's got so many presents, it is like shoveling snow while it's still snowing here, hihihi.

Ain't it the truth and it's not just the kids (husband?

This is so true, but when I'm home, it's a problem too! Ha ha!!

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Another quick collection of fun or funny images. These are from I have seen your whole Internet and I loved it. Image of two people embracing: Where's the good in goodbyes? Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair.

Lanceley This made me chuckle. Then I immediately thought of you. But not in a "I want to high-five her in the face with a chair" kind of a way.

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If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie - http://themindsjournal.com/if-you-are-lonely-dim-all-lights-and-put-on-a-horror-movie/
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that actually makes sense, but then again, My Media Studies kinda ruined horror movies for me.

life hack right here

Why I never watch horror movies when I'm home alone!

Hey it works 😂😂

If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie - http://themindsjournal.com/if-you-are-lonely-dim-all-lights-and-put-on-a-horror-movie/

If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie - http://themindsjournal.com/if-you-are-lonely-dim-all-lights-and-put-on-a-horror-movie/

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Beer before liquor, never sicker. Toothpaste before orange juice, dead. Haha thus the reason I rarely drink orange juice I about died!

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So true. I always believe that, "I only need a couple things; I don't need a basket!

 hehe ~ I want to say this to someone. If I wanted to see your underwear, I would pull your pants down myself....

:) When I used to do a group for the juvenile court, I would bet my thug dressing gansta kids to run across the room without their pants falling down and without holding them up. I never lost a dollar, and they would pull up their pants next time.

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Blanket on - Too hot. Blanket off - Too cold. One leg out - Perfect. Until the demon from Paranormal Activity grabs your leg and drags you through the hall.

I Have thought this a few times!

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