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mommies can't get sick!!

Haha yep doesn't matter if Mommy is sick, tired or hurt.Mommy is still Mommy

Mommy Skills - EVERYTIME!  One trip without a meltdown would be nice . . . .

Funny Confession Ecard: Just when you think you might be feeling good about your Mommy skills, a trip to the store with your kids can put you back in your place.or a trip with your grandchildren, eh Nanny?

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Happy Birthday E-Cards

And this is why I wish my friends a happy birth day, along with the child a happy birthday, on the child's birthday. Also why I take time to remember the birth story, and the years since, on my child's birthday.

The only ones that lose are the ones that race the fastest....my favorite line. sadly enough, there are a few things I need to work on in this manifesto

The Scary Mommy Manifesto

I wouldn't call this the Scary Mommy Manifesto. I would call it the Anti-judging Mommy Manifesto.

Haha, my mom used to do this...except one night I remember her simply telling me to get a towel and do it myself, haha.

Hey some nights ya just gotta do what ya gotta do.LOL Don't worry you're not the first mom who's ever thrown a towel over the peed-on sheets and gone back to bed. Hallmark The Edge of Motherhood card.

'I miss being the age when I thought I would have my shit together by the time I was the age I am now.'

'I miss being the age when I thought I would have my shit together by the time I was the age I am now.' Haha my thoughts exactly

Your day shouldn't revolve around getting a package. Use FedEx Delivery Manager to request changes to delivery time and location. Terms, conditions, and some fees apply.

Your day shouldn't revolve around getting a package. Use FedEx Delivery Manager to request changes to delivery time and location. Terms, conditions, and some fees apply.

I'm terrified to reach into my purse and feel around! It's awful!

Any mother has experienced this at one time or another! I always have a hot wheels car or Lego.

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