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If I had a blog, I'd write a reasonably pleasant post about you. (See www.theoffbeatdrummer.blogspot.com)

If I had a blog, I'd write a reasonably pleasant post about you. (See www.theoffbeatdrummer.blogspot.com)

Happy Throat Punch Thursday! Please be sure to punch the nearest Douchecanoe in the fucking throat!

My internet usage of the word "douchecanoe" has finally gone mainstream. Origin: Ravelry during the last Summer Olympics :)

I feel bad for the kids these days that see a cool toy on TV, but can’t order it because their parents have to be 18 or older to call.

I feel bad for the kids these days that see a cool toy on TV, but can’t order it because their parents have to be 18 or older to call. I shouldn't laugh !

Co-Workers Suck | Via Carrie Shaver

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: The more you talk, the more convinced I become that pushing you down a set of stairs would solve a lot of problems.

And they can sit with all the other twatwaffles waiting for me to give a fuck!

A person who judges someone based off the opinion of another is, indeed, as weak as the b!tch not saying it to the persons face in the first place!

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I am the Queen of PDA! (This one not the other) :)

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