Nope. Deal's off. I have to put on makeup, a bra, and pants? I'm not going. SomeECards. Lol! Woman logic.
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This is soooo my life
Yup sometimes this is totally me
lol so true its scary...
Ha, when someone REALLY irritates you
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How to react to irritating people
Funny stuff :D
When someone really irritates you, do not allow yourself to react by punching them in the face! Instead, step back, take three slow deep breaths & remind yourself you are in control. Then step forward & punch them in the face. You'll be more accurate & they won't expect it.
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Oh Sheldon. You just get me.
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No I'm listening, really, it's just so much stupid to process! #bigbangtheory Love The Big Bang Theory !!!!
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"Some things only women can do" - Jackass
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it's so beautiful when the women do it...not so much with the men! lol
I love anything that points out how ridiculous 99% of all fashion photography is.
The Jackass gang's rendition of the famous photo by Herb Ritts.
Haha the guys from Jack Ass nailed it
Some guys know how to find true humor in life!
Herb Ritts, nude parody. hahahahahahaha love the jackass guys
Ahahhahaa so funny! Some things don't work for guys as well
lol! : ) funny stuff .....not quite the same effect. but funny. : )
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Every time. Damn Lean Cuisines!
Microwave meals - so true - Humor me - Ecard Funnies
Story of my life. Damn you Hot Pockets!
haha so true.. I'll be damned if after the 5 longest minutes of my life, I'm going to 'let cool in microwave for 1 minute'.
eCards - I'll be damned if after the 5 longest minutes of my life, I'm going to "let cool in microwave for 1 minute."
I totally said this (or a version of) at lunch today! Damn impatient I was...
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The 31 Greatest Roller Coaster Poses . The face paint one really got me. ha ha!...yikes
The 31 Greatest Roller Coaster Poses There’s an elusive art to the perfect roller coaster photo. These people have perfected it. - more funny stuff here: http://hotfunnystuff.com
Roller Coaster Ride Drops Can Be Scary - Hold On Shaniqua We Goin Down! ---- hilarious jokes funny pictures walmart humor fails ha tears are coming from my eyes so funny!
The little girl reminded me of Gabe on a roller coaster - so funny!!!
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I would have, I promise!
Payphone. So funny! Amen!
although adam levine probably could afford not to use a pay phone, right...?
You didnt have to spend all of your change on her, Adam Levine. I wouldve picked up on the first ring.
You didn't have to spend all of your change on her, Adam Levine. I would've picked up on the first ring. Absolutely!!
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So true. It's the little things in life!
haha... true fact.
Absolutely true! #funny #pics #cool #humour #men #hilarious #meme #jokes
so true cause my life is far from together!! haha
Like in movies, when the girls conveniently have matching underwear on for the "random" skinny dipping scene... not real life
True story. I so rarely feel like I have my life together so every little bit helps!
Oh funny stuff!
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this is adorable and I would totally fall for it.
I want to use this line on a Christian dating site :)
Christian pick up lines. Too funny
Christian pickup line
Aw, Christian humor!
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Disney addicts live a much happier life! We sing 24 hours a day, hold our pets up to the moon, wear mouse ears on our head and bleed pixie dust! is your life this good?
Disney Addicts live a much happier life! lol to funny
thought my Disney obsessed friends might enjoy this hehe :)
I love all things Disney!
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Haha it's a good thing I don't like soda
April Fool's prank for any day tbh. #funny #prank.
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Mento + diet soda = best prank ever
Hahahaha awesome prank (mentos + soda) ;)
April Fool's Day prank. if only i knew someone who liked sodas...
1. This brings back memories of when I was a kid. My cousins and I would pull off all sorts of pranks on each other and other family members. Lots of good times were had. 2. This connects to my "Joker" play personality. Pranks were one of the things we'd do to get a laugh out of each other, as kids. Making friends laugh was one thing, but making those older than I was another. It was like a sense of approval when I'd make an older family member laugh. I enjoyed it quite a bit. I don't play pranks anymore, but I do enjoy watching them on YouTube every now and then.
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The Answer Is Wine See more funny pics at killthehydra.com!
*evil laugh* yeah...
True wine quote
This is the best thing I've seen all day. Now if only I could go home and drink some wine
its wine time
its funny cause its true
"In an ideal world..."
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Born in Los Angeles in 1980, #ZooeyDeschanel started her career in supporting roles. In 2009, Deschanel starred in the hit independent film (500) #DaysOfSummer. She went on to star in her own sitcom, New Girl, which debuted in 2011. She met singer and songwriter M. Ward in 2006. They formed their own musical group, She & Him, and released their first self-titled album in 2008. #ZooeyDeschanel #quotes
Love this quote from Zooey Deschanel :) "In an ideal world no one would talk before 10am. People would just hug, because waking up is really hard." Some days... that's just so true! /Colleen at WrapsodyBaby.com
Girl crush and true story
Quote Zooey Deschanel... so true.-not a morning person for sure!;)
Words of wisdom by Zooey Deschanel
So true! story of my life! haha
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Oh, the money I'd save on therapy...
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SHIT LIST NOTEPAD
I'm gonna need about a thousand of these pads... : Knock Knock Shit List Pad
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LOL too funny. Mean Girls quotes are the best! Two of my favorite movies in one!
LOL EPIC I died laughing. Mean Girls quotes are the best! @Tierney Haselhoff
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duck dynasty, Si...HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY!!!!!!
Simosas #unclesi #duckdynasty #silverspoonmentality
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Uncle Si Quotes | Fast Picz For Fun
Uncle Si Duck Dynasty #duckdynasty lmfaooooo sipping on simosas xD
Ohh, I can think of a few people I could hand these out to, lol ;)
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fanfuckingtastic. my next calling card.
Maybe I should invest in some of these "business" cards. More like, "Mind your own fucking business" cards...
some people just need to #shutthefuckup
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:-P I don't usually post things like this, but I find this too funny! 😂
Just a thought
Need to get rid of something..... just blow it up. duck dynasty quotes