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It's funny bc it's true! I wore the same outfit for a week one time. It's sad bc yeah, I wore the same outfit for a week. Annnnnnnd bc [tomorrow] is spelled wrong.

The biggest lie I tell myself is "I don't need to write that down. I'll remember it."

I don't need to write it down --- so true, so true. Actually I don't tell myself that anymore, I HAVE to write it down!

Voicemail Reality

I hate voicemails. I don't have a voicemail box for this reason. Either text me or I'll see that you called and call back when I get a chance.

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Bahahaha - OK this truly made me laugh out loud! I'm fat, I post pics anyway! I'm a rebel like that!

My sons ignore all punctuation. It makes me sad when I have to explain punctuation jokes to them.

i HATE voicemail

Oh this is soooo true! Really need me, text me. The annoying icon is the only reason I check voicemail!

LMAO im a very good speller BUT SOMETIMES i have those days where im like wait a minute how is that spelled and this just made me laugh!

That moment when you spell a word so wrong that even auto correct is like, "I've got nothing man" story of my life

Relatable Post #1931:   I HAVE COME TO THE CONCLUSION THAT DRYER LINT IS THE CREMATED REMAINS OF ALL OF MY MISSING SOCKS.

Dryer lint: Cremated remains of missing socks. So true. More here: 20 Hilarious Funeral Humor Memes // Funny

Now that my kids are playing with lego I am being paid back for what my parents went through when I was little.

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haha just about every other day

That embarrassing moment when you realize that person wasn't waving at you.

if i said this to my math teacher, ahahaha

Math teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand, and 6 in the other What do I have? Student: A drinking problem :)

i need this for when i feel someone is on the other side of the curtain, so pretty much every time i shower!!!

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This has happened to me and it is so true!!

actually, I think it means you're an introvert. I LOVE cancelled plans.

durn it.

I should be dead about a million times over, for all the chain letters and emails and texts that I've received and NEVER forwarded one. So I find this HILARIOUS! They are like Blackmail, Guilt, Fear letters.

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