I will admit, I am a sarcastic man, which is evident through the situation with Elizabeth and Mr. Collins in my response to her: "Your mother will never see you again if you do not marry Mr. Collins, and I will never see you again if you do. (Austen
Republicans: The death penalty, fracking, trickle-down economics, no equal pay, immigration, refusing to raise the minimum wage, and your views on the poor and welfare! Democrats: Abortion, Gay marriage, socialism, EVILution, and lowered overall morality!
This seems funny at first, but think about it. If someone you are offended when you hear someone tell you facts about yourself or your actions, that's a pretty good indicator that you shouldn't have been saying or doing those things. It only sounds bad because it IS bad, right?