I look so peaceful when my kids are sleeping.
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I absolutely LOVE this. Hilarious. I look so peaceful when my kids are sleeping. Parenting humor
I'm so peaceful when my kids are sleeping
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I hope that wherever my hair ties go, they're happy. That's all that matters.
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Oh hair ties are you with bobbi pins?
Hahah! This relates to every woman with long hair :) so funny!
This made me laugh.
My hair ties and Tupperware lids!! Oh and socks! LOL
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Including all the sunsets and rainbows- this is my favorite thing I've seen. I am understood.
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I hate it when people pour my cereal...
Hahaha this is exactly how I felt when I was little, especially with ice cream... sometimes I still do feel this way.
The point is: NEW SCHOOL YEAR = NEW G. Which means I am going to do all the things. Like: I am going to SHOWER DAILY. EVERY DAY. And then I’ll get dressed. In DAYTIME CLOTHES THAT PEOPLE WEAR OUTSIDE IN THE WORLD. Like jeans and shirts and a necklace, even. I will wear these clothes ALL DAY instead of deciding twenty minutes after putting them on that I am “wasting them” and getting back into my pajamas. - See more at: momastery.com/...
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Quote from Momastery blog quote on starting new fresh in September: "So anyway, I saw Olivia Pope swimming laps on Scandal and I thought: maybe it’s the water. Maybe it’s the WATER that makes her so calm, cool, collected and capable. And so: Swimming is IT. Swimming is MY NEW SEPTEMBER THING. I AM BASICALLY GOING TO BE OLIVIA POPE. This is IT. "
In August I quit parenting, because August is when I remember what I learned in early sobriety: the key to sanity is everything in moderation: especially family togetherness. We survive August. But then September comes.
nailed-it. Funny article by Momastery. Read and enjoy September.
The thing you need to know about me is that I am an amazing September parent. - See more at: http://momastery.com/blog/2014/09/29/september-scandal/#sthash.vxpKpEGn.dpuf
Put your closet to work! 25 Clever Closet Offices via #remodelaholic
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Love, The Worst Bedtime Family in the History of All the Whole Wide World
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Haha. Seriously. So glad to be done with the part of my life that involved math homework.
Just kidding, I don't finish my math homework.
I couldn't stop laughing bc it's so true! I hate math!
How my kids feel... True story.
How I feel after putting the kids to bed. | Funny quotes | TRUTH. :-)
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i'm not much of a coffee drinker.. but i think this is funny
I need to put this on my coffee mug at work
#coffee true story
If only this came in a bigger cup
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This is my daily life! I always laugh and say, "some of my best work is under pressure" the truth is I always say, "I will do it later"
"From a procrastination standpoint, today has been wildly successful." -YourECards - SomeECards.com ~ So true
Indeed. My life's motto: Why do today what you can put off till tomorrow?
E Card Classic
Great parenting lies somewhere between "don't do that" and "ah, what the hell"
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Lol so true
Totally my life!!!
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Daily life choices as an adult also
Good parenting- sounds about right, with an occaisional "I will try to avert my eyes as you do that horribly dangerous thing that all kids do at one time or another"
Funny, but true.
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You are my sunshine in that you may have damaged me in ways I won't know about for years to come.
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Most women want a man who knows how to make her laugh, while also making her feel safe & secure... So basically, Clown-Ninjas. | Confession Ecard
just a random thought while I canoe...
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I NOT screamed for HOURS today and I only YES screamed for like five minutes. And so I am not saying that I'm a SUPERHERO but actually, yes, that's what I'm saying. #carryonwarrior
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Never thought of it that way!!
Hahaga!! So true!
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Anybody have plans to stare at their phone some place exciting this weekend?
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So damn real
Put them phones down!
Put em away just for a day...engage in some face to face real live interaction!
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Yupp. If I were a super hero. I'd be Anxiety girl! And I'd save the day with doses of Xanax!
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This would be my super hero alter ego
Anxiety Girl...this is my Superhero Alter Ego. Story of my Life
Anxiety Girl! Able to jump to the worst conclusion in a single bound. #Quote #Cartoon #Funny #Anxiety...haha this is me
Perfect Halloween costume for me!!
#AnxietyGirl! Able to jump to the worst conclusion in a single bound. #Quote #Cartoon #Funny #Anxiety
Not only is my short-term memory horrible, but so is my short-term memory.
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This is my husband
I feel like this all the time. I just blame it on mom brain ;)
ha! Totally me
Not only is my short term memory horrible, but so is my short term memory.
Haha! So true though...
Not only is my short-term memory horrible, but so is my short-term memory. Story of my life.
This is me sad but true
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Laughed way too hard at this! #soymilk
I nearly spit out my tea... - Funny Stuff | Putting a smile on your face.
Funny Cat joke - Spanish Soy Milk.
What if soy milk is just regular milk introducing itself in Spanish?
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The season of leggings and yoga pants is upon us!
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and it's the best-est season EVER!! Come and let the master squirrel guide them right to you, just to inspire your free cosiness! You may check out all the best yoga pants, and so, at the board: "Cozy & Free" http://www.pinterest.com/Magnuslicious/cozy-free-best-clean-amateur/ Please, God of Pants, have pity of our restless naughty hearts! Bahahaha
Happy Friday! #edm #plur #cute #funny #squirrel
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That moment when you realize Football season is here | Praising Squirrel
Funny Animals - Squirrel
Roll Tide Roll!
I learned it from her.
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So true ....Happy FRI-YAY!! Make sure to stop by the stores today from 10AM-7PM or shop online at www.sophieandtrey.com to see all our trendy new arrivals that are must haves for summer!!! #freeshipping #newarrivals #musthave #quote #quoteswelove #friyay #tgif
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My reaction when my husband asks me a lot of things lol
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If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had a puppy.
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this made me giggle!
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my life... wait, I do have a puppy!
Funny stuff ......TT
These ones always make me laugh - oh look a squirrel
Every time I sit down.