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    I look so peaceful when my kids are sleeping.

    I hope that wherever my hair ties go, they're happy. That's all that matters.

    Coffee: A warm, delicious alternative to hating everybody every morning forever.

    Including all the sunsets and rainbows- this is my favorite thing I've seen. I am understood.

    The point is: NEW SCHOOL YEAR = NEW G. Which means I am going to do all the things. Like: I am going to SHOWER DAILY. EVERY DAY. And then I’ll get dressed. In DAYTIME CLOTHES THAT PEOPLE WEAR OUTSIDE IN THE WORLD. Like jeans and shirts and a necklace, even. I will wear these clothes ALL DAY instead of deciding twenty minutes after putting them on that I am “wasting them” and getting back into my pajamas. - See more at:

    Put your closet to work! 25 Clever Closet Offices via #remodelaholic

    Found this quote on the web. Wanted to remind you to quit being so selfish for once. Do it for the giraffes.

    Love, The Worst Bedtime Family in the History of All the Whole Wide World



    Great parenting lies somewhere between "don't do that" and "ah, what the hell"

    You are my sunshine in that you may have damaged me in ways I won't know about for years to come.

    I wish my life had background music so I could understand what the hell is going on.

    Mom, what does universe mean? Um. I don't know. I've never heard that word before. (I'm just really done for the day.)

    I NOT screamed for HOURS today and I only YES screamed for like five minutes. And so I am not saying that I'm a SUPERHERO but actually, yes, that's what I'm saying. #carryonwarrior

    Anybody have plans to stare at their phone some place exciting this weekend?

    Anxiety Girl

    Not only is my short-term memory horrible, but so is my short-term memory.


    You're welcome.

    The season of leggings and yoga pants is upon us!

    I learned it from her.

    If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had a puppy.

    Every time I sit down.

    Just a little Thursday Nugget. #momastery #supermom