Be weird - become a witch. Stay crazy, don't give a fuck! ! !
Just chuck it in the fuck it bucket and move on ...... A Wise Person
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Just chuck it in the fuck it bucket and move on ...... A Wise Person. LOLl Funny
You want wise words "How about I chuck it in the fuck it bucket and throw that shit on your ass" (end quote) Yea that sounds better!!
New life motto..... i need a bigger bucket! LOL
This has to be my favorite quote ever!
Bitch please. I'm fabulous
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I LOVE MARIE!!! She is my favorite kitten ever, and she reminds me of my mom's diva shih-tzu LOL
hahaha. aristocats is my favorite childhood movie <3
this is to funny... I love the Aristocats.
haha, i wish this could be my senior quote.
This was my favorite Disney character when I was little! Ha
hahahahahaha. lol. Oh the things you never realized about Disney movies when you were younger. lol.
lmfao The FUCK YOU SHAKE
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Thank you sono and dance.
Here's A Little Gift For You, My Love
Love this! She even has red hair ♡♡
That's Emma (only with blue hair) and her ringtone :D
I couldn't help but notice that i would like to have sex with you on a regular basis
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Lol dirty I love it
On a regular basis of variable moods, tempos, places, naughtiness levels, lighting, timing...
One of the nicest things you can say to someone
Funny pickup line.
I couldn't help but notice that i would like to have sex with you on a regular basis Bahaha what a pick up line
Just stop right there, I already don't give a fuck
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Not a quote, but I love it so it's pinned
I changed the lock to my heart... so stick the old key up your ass. Literally laughed out loud.
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This should be a greeting card for a break-up! Lol.
HA. Funny. And true.
Lock changed. Stick it.
Lmfao!!!! #broken heart quote
Fuck what people think. smokes
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Yep! .. Fuck em!
What kind of fuckery is this?
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Oh this is sooooo something I say!!!! #zachary #fuckery #funny #quotes .... Then a big smile and I solve the fuckery :)
Cryaotic quote that nails my frequent thoughts about Adult Health Care at school...❤️
Is this real life? For sandyy
I think this may have to be my new daily word
My favorite line from Amy Winehouse's "Me & Mr. Jones" is "What kind of fuckery is this? I thought I didn't love you when I did."
Listen... acting like a dick won't make yours any bigger
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I wish i could think to say something like this in real life.
I need to remember this line.
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I don't sugar coat shit, I'm not Willy Wonka.
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this made me laugh! Willy Wonka
I don't sugarcoat shit, I'm not Willy Wonka. #THIS
No sugar coating, I aint willy wonka!
Sometimes you have to be the bigger person and let things go. And then sometimes you just have to throat punch a bitch to get your point across.
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Throat punch Thursday!
Yes, I have a dirty mind and right now you're running through it... naked. ;)
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Cos I'm listening to your sexy voice right now ;-)
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Dirtyminds are a terrible thing to waste
Yes I have a dirty mind
If a man can't make your panties wet, either through laughing or loving, there's no sense in keeping him around
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And if he does BOTH... You win the game of life! #WINNING
Ain't that the truth!
Fuck- verb [faak] fuck can be used in many ways and is probably the only fucking word that can be put every fuckingwhere and still make fucking sense. Fuckers. Yes it is!
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One Of The Beauties Of The English Language
If an article of clothing were ever my soul mate, it would be this one.
this shirt makes me giggle :)
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I can buy my own drinks. I can pay my own bills. I can make my own orgasms. You're just here for my amusement sweetheart.
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I can buy my own drinks. I can pay my own bills. I can make my own orgasms. You're just here for my amusement sweetheart....HAHA so true and so funny!!
Fuck what they think!!
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Words of wisdom :)
"dont worry about what people say about you" remember you thought mommy that when you were 5 years old :) i love you
#inspiration #motivation #quotes #byronandbronte
happy new year
I have to remember this
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Don't kill my vibe bitch!
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Shit's about to get fancy! true that
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when i drink wine.
Can't tell you why this is so funny to me but it is......
New life motto.
I'm literally crying, bahahaha.
these ecard peeps are awesome.
@Leann T Bacon
my life motto.
Reasons why I'm a bitch: #1 You're fucking stupid! I can't stop laughing!
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So TRUE - for some people... not everyone!
pardon my language, but... true story!
Excuse the language but so true !! I can't stop laughing!
I'm really not a bitch but this is so funny
Story of my life!! I can't stop laughing!!
Sorry for the language, but truth hurts.
My dear, you are not even worth the expenditure of air that it would take me to talk shit about you. Move along, please.
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because some people think that is all you do, ugh
Why are you SO worried about me?!
I need to remember this one!
Why?...... Because Fuck You, that's why.
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It's working pretty well so far, I haven't been tempted to give a shit once!!
it just seems like the best thing
Hahaha this made me laugh
If you're gonna make an e card, check your grammar. An* alibi.
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Twatwaffle has become a little outdated, so from now on I will be referring to certain people as 'cuntcakes'