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    Just chuck it in the fuck it bucket and move on ...... A Wise Person

    Bitch please. I'm fabulous

    lmfao The FUCK YOU SHAKE

    I couldn't help but notice that i would like to have sex with you on a regular basis

    Just stop right there, I already don't give a fuck

    I changed the lock to my heart... so stick the old key up your ass. Literally laughed out loud.

    Fuck what people think. smokes

    What kind of fuckery is this?

    I'll stop being a sarcastic bitch when you stop being a stupid fuck.

    Listen... acting like a dick won't make yours any bigger

    I don't sugar coat shit, I'm not Willy Wonka.

    Sometimes you have to be the bigger person and let things go. And then sometimes you just have to throat punch a bitch to get your point across.

    Yes, I have a dirty mind and right now you're running through it... naked. ;)

    If a man can't make your panties wet, either through laughing or loving, there's no sense in keeping him around

    Fuck- verb [faak] fuck can be used in many ways and is probably the only fucking word that can be put every fuckingwhere and still make fucking sense. Fuckers. Yes it is!

    I can buy my own drinks. I can pay my own bills. I can make my own orgasms. You're just here for my amusement sweetheart.

    Fuck what they think!!

    Don't kill my vibe bitch!

    Shit's about to get fancy! true that

    Reasons why I'm a bitch: #1 You're fucking stupid! I can't stop laughing!

    My dear, you are not even worth the expenditure of air that it would take me to talk shit about you. Move along, please.

    Why?...... Because Fuck You, that's why.

    I Googled Fucktard and it brought up a picture of you.

    Twatwaffle has become a little outdated, so from now on I will be referring to certain people as 'cuntcakes'