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oh jeez. that's too funny!
wait, wait.... no, it's still there. - Bahaha !!!
Here, Let me wash the stupid right off of you... Ahhh wait, wait... it's not coming off. lmao!!!
Maybe I need to scrub a little harder
You're officially old when you can relate to the person who wrote that instead of who it was written for:)
When you sweat getting dressed & your garments look like they are screaming in pain, it's too late. You look like a snausage.
Being able to laugh at people's grammar mistakes is the only reason I keep my Facebook active!
....but it is like fingernails on a chalkboard!
Naturally, this was the plan since birth..but I experimented with 5 or 6 different majors instead and ended up just a MILF....still waiting on that trophy wife thing to play out.
I don't have a 'honey-do' list. I have a 'I'll freaking do it myself' list. And guess what? Shit gets done.
Me too....done by me!!
I know a few people like this:) LOL "Some people just lack the ability to realize that everyone in the room wants them to shut up."
Meghan Whitlock hahahahahaha
Guide to Gang Signs
Deciding to ride your cycle without a helmet, is a beacon of hope for those in need of new organs!
You just know he's been waiting his whole career to get the chance to say that to Bruce.
I'll have you know I went into Target looking for two things, and I only came out with eleven.
Melissa Noal hahahaha now u know we would have come out w a full cart lol
Keep your mouth shut, Taco.
People that pronounce vase like "voz" make me want to punch them in the foz. | Workplace Ecard | someecards.com