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things that make me laugh
oh jeez. that's too funny!
wait, wait.... no, it's still there. - Bahaha !!!
Here, Let me wash the stupid right off of you... Ahhh wait, wait... it's not coming off. lmao!!!
Maybe I need to scrub a little harder
When people ask me about my weekend…
You're officially old when you can relate to the person who wrote that instead of who it was written for:)
When you sweat getting dressed & your garments look like they are screaming in pain, it's too late. You look like a snausage.
Funny Confession Ecard: Sometimes I don't answer your calls because I'm too tired to give you advice that your not going to take.
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? We'd better get some support soon, or people will think we're nuts! | Thinking Of You Ecard | someecards.com
The Pity Train has just derailed at the corner of Suck It Up & Move On, and crashed into We All Have Problems, before coming to a stop at Get The Hell Over It.
There are people on Facebook who fail to grasp the difference between "what's on your mind? and "you should talk to a therapist about that."
shhhh.... i eat carbs :-)
"I saw a squirrel in my yard so I leaned on the wall sensually".... oh man. Gets me every time.
People that pronounce vase like "voz" make me want to punch them in the foz. | Workplace Ecard | someecards.com
WHY can't PINTEREST be my job? I'm so good at it. @ Heidi McCracken