I changed the lock to my heart... so stick the old key up your ass. Literally laughed out loud.
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I've changed the lock on my heart... So stick the old key up your ass!
This should be a greeting card for a break-up! Lol.
Lock changed. Stick it.
Lmfao!!!! #broken heart quote
Fuck what people think. smokes
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Yep! .. Fuck em!
What kind of fuckery is this?
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Oh this is sooooo something I say!!!! #zachary #fuckery #funny #quotes .... Then a big smile and I solve the fuckery :)
Cryaotic quote that nails my frequent thoughts about Adult Health Care at school...❤️
I hear Amy's voice when I read this. What kind of fuckery are we? Nowadays you don't mean dick to me
I think this may have to be my new daily word
Is this real life?
Listen... acting like a dick won't make yours any bigger
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Listen... Acting like a dick won't make yours any bigger...
I wish i could think to say something like this in real life.
I don't sugar coat shit, I'm not Willy Wonka.
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I don't sugarcoat shit, I'm not Willy Wonka. #THIS
this made me laugh! Willy Wonka
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No sugar coating, I aint willy wonka!
Sometimes you have to be the bigger person and let things go. And then sometimes you just have to throat punch a bitch to get your point across.
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Throat punch Thursday!
Yes, I have a dirty mind and right now you're running through it... naked. ;)
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Lol, so true
Dirtyminds are a terrible thing to waste
Yes I have a dirty mind
If a man can't make your panties wet, either through laughing or loving, there's no sense in keeping him around
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Haha, true story!!
And if he does BOTH... You win the game of life! #WINNING
Haha this is awesome... sexy....
Things I'm good at…
Fuck- verb [faak] fuck can be used in many ways and is probably the only fucking word that can be put every fuckingwhere and still make fucking sense. Fuckers. Yes it is!
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One Of The Beauties Of The English Language
Id never wear this but it makes me laugh
Please excuse the profanity, but this shirt makes me giggle
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I can buy my own drinks. I can pay my own bills. I can make my own orgasms. You're just here for my amusement sweetheart.
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Strong independent women.
I can buy my own drinks. I can pay my own bills. I can make my own orgasms. You're just here for my amusement sweetheart....HAHA so true and so funny!!
Fuck what they think!!
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Words of wisdom :)
"dont worry about what people say about you" remember you thought mommy that when you were 5 years old :) i love you
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Must remember this!!
happy new year
My life's motto, from a young age.
Fuck what they think! Just do what I need to do. #funny inspirational quote.
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Don't kill my vibe bitch!
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May your day be filled with good vibes and nobody gets in your way #AICD #quote #quoteoftheday #goodvibes
Positive vibes. #Quotes
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I'm going to use different colors and obviously not say "Don't Kill My Vibe"
Shit's about to get fancy! true that
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Can't tell you why this is so funny to me but it is......
New life motto.
So random it made me giggle
these ecard peeps are awesome.
@Leann T T Bacon
my life motto.
Reasons why I'm a bitch: #1 You're fucking stupid! I can't stop laughing!
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I can't stop laughing!! so applicable to my life at times.
I'm really not a bitch but this is so funny
So true with some people!
pardon my language, but... true story!
Excuse the language but so true !! I can't stop laughing!
Sorry for the language, but truth hurts.
My dear, you are not even worth the expenditure of air that it would take me to talk shit about you. Move along, please.
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Haha, this is so true about my life right now.
My dear, you are not even worth the expenditure of air that it would take me to talk shit about you. Move along, please. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com
No kidding. Move along is right. Some people do not get this. Also not everything is about you so move along!
True Story! Man this is perfect!
I need to remember this one!
Why?...... Because Fuck You, that's why.
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It's working pretty well so far, I haven't been tempted to give a shit once!!
For Lent, I am just giving up. | Lent Ecard | someecards.com
If you're gonna make an e card, check your grammar. An* alibi.
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Ha true story
Haha these things are spot on...
Hahahaha It's a thought!
Twatwaffle has become a little outdated, so from now on I will be referring to certain people as 'cuntcakes'
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Somewhere somebody out there is thinking of you and the tremendous impact you have made in their life. Not me... I think you're a cunt.
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Just a lil note for you, cuntmuffin
Jealous and insecure women, this message is for you. Stop hating other women whose only crime is that they have confidence. Grow the fuck up. It's ugly how you act!
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I never gave you a reason to hate me. You're just creating your own little drama off of pure insecurity bitch
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So true!! I never gave you a reason to hate me. Youre just creating your own little drama of pure insecurity. #Inspirational #Hate #Insecure #picturequotes View more #quotes on http://quotes-lover.com
images of drama quotes | Nice quote... | Inspirational Quotes - Pictures - Motivational ... This reflects my life perfectly atm.
I never gave you a reason to hate me. Youre just creating your own little drama of pure insecurity. #Inspirational #Hate #Insecure #picturequotes View more #quotes on http://quotes-lover.com - I've been guilty of this as well as a victim, if people would stop comparing themselves to others we wouldn't resent each other and life would be much happier.
Drama of pure insecurity // Exactly. I tried to BEFRIEND you, not become the target of all your drama and hatefulness. Where I come from, peopledon't use people. They say what they mean and they don't go behind some trusting person's back to cover their own ass. You're just lucky I'm not a spiteful person because I have every reason to be.
I never gave you a reason to hate me you're just creating drama of pure insecurity. Truth
Funny Confession Ecard: You might think you're an 'honest' person but being a mean spirited insecure jealous bitch is not the same as being honest.