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I changed the lock to my heart... so stick the old key up your ass. Literally laughed out loud.

Fuck what people think. smokes

What kind of fuckery is this?

I'll stop being a sarcastic bitch when you stop being a stupid fuck.

Listen... acting like a dick won't make yours any bigger

I don't sugar coat shit, I'm not Willy Wonka.

Sometimes you have to be the bigger person and let things go. And then sometimes you just have to throat punch a bitch to get your point across.

Yes, I have a dirty mind and right now you're running through it... naked. ;)

If a man can't make your panties wet, either through laughing or loving, there's no sense in keeping him around

Fuck- verb [faak] fuck can be used in many ways and is probably the only fucking word that can be put every fuckingwhere and still make fucking sense. Fuckers. Yes it is!

I can buy my own drinks. I can pay my own bills. I can make my own orgasms. You're just here for my amusement sweetheart.

Fuck what they think!!

Don't kill my vibe bitch!

Shit's about to get fancy! true that

Reasons why I'm a bitch: #1 You're fucking stupid! I can't stop laughing!

My dear, you are not even worth the expenditure of air that it would take me to talk shit about you. Move along, please.

Why?...... Because Fuck You, that's why.

I Googled Fucktard and it brought up a picture of you.

Twatwaffle has become a little outdated, so from now on I will be referring to certain people as 'cuntcakes'

Hey cuntmuffin why don't you climb in your douche canoe, cry me a river, and float the fuck away

Somewhere somebody out there is thinking of you and the tremendous impact you have made in their life. Not me... I think you're a cunt.

Yes, I have found your file. It was right between Cunt muffin and Fuck you!

Jealous and insecure women, this message is for you. Stop hating other women whose only crime is that they have confidence. Grow the fuck up. It's ugly how you act!

I never gave you a reason to hate me. You're just creating your own little drama off of pure insecurity bitch

Funny Confession Ecard: You might think you're an 'honest' person but being a mean spirited insecure jealous bitch is not the same as being honest.