Why are the women who make the worst mothers also the ones who are the most fertile?

Why are the women who make the worst mothers also the ones who are the most fertile?

A few less curves than desired but my multiple tats sure as hell make up for that! Right? Right.

A few less curves than desired but my multiple tats sure as hell make up for that! Right? Right.

I didn't realize how true it was until I got my 1st one. Now I want more!!

I didn't realize how true it was until I got my 1st one. Now I want more!!

My butt may be big but I'm pretty sure the lyrics aren't 'I like flat butts and I cannot lie'. An entire song can't be wrong.

My butt may be big but I'm pretty sure the lyrics aren't 'I like flat butts and I cannot lie'. An entire song can't be wrong.

Tattooed girls don't necessarily do it better...... ...they just look better when they do!

Tattooed girls don't necessarily do it better...... ...they just look better when they do!

All I want for Christmas is a tattoo, and then another tattoo.

All I want for Christmas is a tattoo, and then another tattoo.

Funny Confession Ecard: People say 'Oh, what will you do when you're old with all those tattoos?' Be freaking FABULOUS! DUH...

Funny Confession Ecard: People say 'Oh, what will you do when you're old with all those tattoos?' Be freaking FABULOUS! DUH...

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