yes yes.. a rapist, a teacher child molester, a heroine offerer to someone... a heroin shooter to someone... oh I could name names!!!!!!!!!! If hell didn't exist ... the things I would do to these bastards! Not Today Bitch, Just Kidding, Funny As Hell, Funny Shit, Funny But True, Bitches These Days, Lot, People, Haha So True
"i'd block you, but then i couldn't see all the stupid things you put on facebook and make fun of you for them." #ecard
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Free, Friendship Ecard: I'd block you, but then I couldn't see all the stupid things you put on Facebook and make fun of you for them.
I might be guilty of this with 1 or 2 of my Facebook "friends"
The reason why I still have quite a few of my FB friends.
Reason I still have some of my Facebook friends
90% of my FB friends.
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So I saw this and almost just out of my seat for how perfect it was at the time! You know who you are!
ecard. ecards. Good luck and take care. And by good luck, I mean go fuck yourself.
Awe some people I'd love to tell this to..
Hahahahahaha oh fuck so funny
some people, some time.
ahhhh funny stuff!
hahaa so true
I'm sorry if I hit a nerve with my pins. Lol oh wait wait nooo I'm not sorry. I don't care what you say or think about me. More say your actions about you then they do about me. Keep that in mind.
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You can't offend me because I don't even value your opinion (not anymore, you pissed me off one too many times, so I stopped valuing your opinions a while back). If you're wasting your energy trying to insult me you clearly aren't good company in the first place. Message to hateful people!
You can't offend me because I don't even value your opinion. If you're wasting your energy trying to insult me you clearly aren't good company in the first place. Message to hateful people!
LOL, ain't that the truth!! I'm sorry dear, in order to offend me I must value your opinion first. Nice try, though.
I'm sorry dear, in order to insult me I must value your opinion first. Nice try, though. ~ Once again, you know who you are.
Must remember this.
Funny Encouragement Ecard: Women are angels. When someone breaks our wings, we simply continue to fly. Usually on a broomstick. We're flexible like that.
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I'm still laughing...
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So funny!! Sometimes people can acknowledge you are being kind instead they walk like a snail!!! Makes me laugh!!
For real! Lol This always makes me laugh - I think about it when I cross the street too!
LAUGHING SO HARD..... that was so funny !!!! This actually caused me to blurt-laugh
Oh my! Wish I had a dollar for everytime I've had this exact thought!
haha i just laughed out loud for real..
Never has an e card described me more
Lmao ! #hilarious #ecards #truth
KNEES TO CHEST! #roadrage
Inside Giggles... Hehehe
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Someone is bound to be offended, hence, me needing a "Do not look if you are easily offended by my humor" box, but I'm dying laughing over here.
I don't regret burning my bridges. I regret that some people weren't on those bridges when I burnt them. -- humor. funny. sarcasm. your ecards.
People advise not burning bridges: truth is in your personal life burn baby burn, but not in your professional life.
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Funny! If you need to send a card to someone, but you know there's just no way it's going to get to them on time if you mail it (you procrastinator, you!)... that's when you send an ecard! Cute, funny, sassy, raunchy too! Go check 'em out at somecards.com
Funny Confession Ecard: I don't regret burning my bridges. I regret that some people weren't on those bridges when I burnt them.
Burning bridges quotes quote jokes awesome lol funny quotes humor lmao burning bridges
e card quote
I wouldn't really say that I "nag," but I do persistently communicate with people, and this is frighteningly close to the truth, honestly.
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haha! so true! ...and the next time he says I nag too much, I shall let him read this!
It always amazes me how simple women are, thanks pinterest quotes !
I love things that are funny because they're true
funny but there it a little truth behind that...
Oh, so true (and funny)
Hahahaha funny stuff!
Women laugh art
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hair goes up, comfy clothes go on...oh wait, i go out like that in public!
Story of my life! And then pray that no one shows up unannounced, ha ha!
it's funny cause it's true, my comfy clothes just aren't stylish. sorry
This is pretty much my life. #stretchyshorts
story of my life <3 swim sweatsssss <3
My life summarized in an ecard.
hahahaha story of my life...
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Some people should use a glue stick instead of chap stick. | Somewhat Topical Ecard | someecards.com
Some people should use a glue stick instead of chap stick....
for the gossipers...here is your glue stick
I've needed a glue stick a time or 100 :)
...glue stick instead of chap stick.
Glue stick. Lol!:)
OMG so funny!
The back better say look at her butt...with an arrow pointing down. Just saying.
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Welcome to the Shitshow Mens Tee Grey – Buy Me Brunch. I need this week in my life.
I Do What I Want T-Shirt #gift #friend #man #woman #humor #funny #fashion
Want this tee! Johnny will always have style no matter what he wears
Because unicorns. Young Drunk Unicorn Mens Tee Grey – Buy Me Brunch
Want!! Welcome to the Shitshow Mens Tee Grey – Buy Me Brunch
Adios Pantalones Tshirt / Tee #humor #man #woman #gift
Buy me Brunch t shirts - Bike til you Barf
Buy Me Brunch Mens Tee Grey
[ Clothing: tee shirt ]
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AMEN! #funny #ecard #humor
Achieving mermaid status...
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If your thighs touch, you're one step closer to a mermaid. So who's the real winner here? ME I win LOL
If your thighs touch, you're one step closer to a mermaid. So who's he real winner here? LOL take that all you thigh gap people LOL
If your thighs touch, you’re one step closer to being a mermaid, so who’s the real winner here? | Snarkecards @Hayley Luhn aka Ariel ;)
YES!!! Mermaid status!!! Literally laughing out loud!!
Thigh gaps don't matter haha funny way to put it
LOVE this!! Made me giggle.
AHEM!!!!!!!!!!!!! HA! Who comes up with these things!
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AHEM!!!!!!!!!!!!! HA! Who comes up with these things! I'm gonna start saying this to people soon... Tooo many negative people around
Amen. This is for all the girls that are constantly posting negative shit about other people. If you don't like it, don't care why are u constantly posting negative "quotes" about others. You surround yourself with it that's why!!!
Ha ha ha. Nice. I dont like any negativity, unless its on a pregnancy test. Funny
Omg I just died. I hate negative pregnancy tests but this is still funny
Unless you're a pregnancy test, take your negativity elsewhere,
Dump A Day negative quotes - Dump A Day
unless you're a pregnancy test...
Funniest thing ever! LOL!!!!
Funniest thing ever