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Most women desire someone who will make them laugh, but also feel safe, so basically a clown ninja. XD (The only problem being that I don't find clowns funny.


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Today's kids will never know the feeling of slamming a phone shut after an argument, now all you can do is poke your screen in an angry rage.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!                  so true!"}

who invented hugs? I mean the first hug would have been sooo awkward. "What are you doing, why are you holding me?" "Shhh just trust me"

so our family.

Seriously though.This is my family. Pointless to try and watch tv

No self-tanner here.:

I know too many dorito girls. Or maybe just too many girls who look like they had their hands in the doritos bag (spray tan)

Lol by Roadie68

Lol by Roadie68

Damn straight.

Why does toilet paper need a commercial? Who is not buying this?very valid point.

Lshmsfoaidmt!! no. its LSHMHAFOATIDMT  from Rhett and link urrgh

LSHMSFOAIDMT = Laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco. You can't make this stuff up.

LOL so True Sayings | death, die, funny, lol, quote

When people see you lying down with your eyes closed they still ask: "Are you sleeping?" "NO, I'M TRAINING TO DIE.

Seriously, the smell and taste of "grape" flavored cough syrup makes me shudder just to think about. Then I gag when I actually have to smell/taste it, gross.

Relatable Post: No cough syrup you're not "grape flavored". Have you ever tasted a grape? You taste like death and the tears of small children, not grape

Whenever a bird craps on my car...  via - iwastesomuchtime

Whenever a bird craps on my car...

Yes, my baby birds died.but I couldn't help but giggle at this. Baby birds don't poop on cars, only in the nest :)


10 years ago - this is SO true!then when I think about the reality that the were about 20 years ago.I feel really old!