I love witty people.
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This little girl is smarter that most of the people who ever watched or read Harry Potter… sadly including me
Harry Potter humour :) Russell Howard rules. #funny #quote #russellhoward #love #hp #harrypotter #voldemort
Ah ha!!!!! Never thought of that!!! I've failed myself as a Potterhead.... Lol
MIND BLOWN! // Harry Potter, - Genius, - Ideas, - Funny, - Humor, - Joke.
Harry Potter- mind blown. @Shelby Lausen
Brilliant little girl. Silly muggle.
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Voldemort = Hand sanitizer Avada Kedavra Germs is what I will say now every time i use hand sanitizer
Voldemort=Hand Sanitizer... This made me LOL 😃
I don't know why I find this so funny...
hahaha this is SUPER funny:)
Voldemort = Hand sanitizer!
only logical explanation
Burn Voldemort. Burn.
This I SO FUNNY
Total nerd win.
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hahahahahaha. I love this. so funny. I love he fact that this post has Harry Potter, Starbucks, and people who actually say,"nerd win".
This. Is. Awesome. Starbucks Harry Potter moment. #hp #harrypotter #voldemort #hewomustnotbenamed
I want to try this..... Nerd wins are soooooo much cooler than epic wins :)
this isn't epic win. its not nerd win. its EPIC NERD WIN!
Starbucks Harry Potter Moment, think I might try this :)
Harry Potter humor. Love this! ;D
Hahahaha! I'm guessing this guy hates his name right now.
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HEADCANON: James and Lily were only knocked into a coma when Voledemort tried to kill them. They lost their memory and were moved from England to a special facility in America for people who have lost their memory. They recovered not knowing each other and went on with their new lives living in America. James potter works at Walmart. And Lily Potter at bed Bath And Beyond.
James Potter is alive!...And working at Walmart?<---- What if he has amnesia and can't remember he's a wizard.
James Potter is alive! And working at Walmart? (What the killing curse REALLY does to people...)
james potter, harry potters dad, works at walmart. i did not see that one coming.
James Potter is alive!...And working at Walmart?#Repin By:Pinterest++ for iPad#
James Potter is alive!...And working at Walmart? LOL @Claire Ranit
hahahaha :D James Potter is alive!...And working at Walmart?
He’s alive! And he works at Walmart.
makes so much sense.
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Professor Umbridge ... Shunned from the wizard world and forced to ruin the lives of kids in the Muggle world. Harry potter funny despicable me humor
Harry Potter Reference. Every time I watch this movie when she comes on I'm like "IT'S DOLORES UMBRIDGE!! EVIL PINK LADY!!"
this is my favorite for multiple reasons. 1.) Harry Potter reference 2.) Despicable Me :)
OMG. Went from Dolores Umbridge in Harry Potter to mean adoption lady in Despicable Me!
I knew it was Umbridge all along! Harry Potter/ Despicable Me mash-up. epic.
Funny Harry Potter and Despicable Me ONLY MY TWO FAVORITE THINGS EVER
Professor Umbridge is in Despicable Me!! #harrypotter #despicableme
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Everytime I see that book proposal idea I think the exact same thing. That would come out of my mouth before the yes.. XD
That is my thought exactly! I would be more concerned that he destroyed my book than the ring. He better have saved the cut out pieces!
Definitely my first thought. No act of sweetness would overpower how upset I would be if someone did that to my hp book.
Oh man. I'm torn.... marriage proposal thru HP? Yes. Ruining my favorite HP book? ehhh....
My thoughts exactly!!! Do NOT touch my books!
cute idea, but the bottom part is sooo true
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But if Voldemort tried to kill Harry more often I doubt we would have made it to 7 books!! #harrypotter
And he wonders why he never kills Harry... lol i never get tired of harry potter humor
what voldemort does when he has the chance to kill harry potter...
What Voldemort does when he can kill Harry Potter
This is the truest pie chart ever! Harry Potter ♥
Who doesn't love a good Harry Potter pie chart?
Harry Potter lol so true....
Harry Potter Pie Chart
haha so true!
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Lol (even though I'm not officially in the Harry Potter fandom, I know enough about the series to find this hilarious.)
#voldemort #harrypotter The most hilarious thing ever-AND SO TRUE!!!!!
Burn! Twitter vs Facebook only followers, not friends
Harry potter- OH NO YOU DIDNT! :O
Only followers, no friends
harry potter funnies
Harry Potter humor
Oh wow haha
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This just blew my mind....(Harry Potter Strikes again with its strange awesomeness)Lee - *poof*...that was my mind being blown...
This just blew my mind....(Harry Potter Strikes again with its strange awesomeness) and Mean Girls!
I wish my dad were this insightful... And a Harry Potter fan...
This just blew my mind.... Why don't I have a HP Board?
Lol mean girls Harry potter stuffs are the best
Mind blown. #potterhead Harry Potter theory
Oh, I'm sure at some point he claimed to have been there when baby Harry beat Voldemort. He knew Voldie would be there, of course, he tried so hard to stop him and save the poor Potter family, but tsk, five, six Death eaters showed up and barred his way. He had to beat them all with one arm petrified to his side!
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Harry Potter - Oh, I'm sure at some point he claimed to have been there when baby Harry beat Voldemort. He knew Voldie would be there, of course, he tried so hard to stop him and save the poor Potter family, but tsk, five, six Death eaters showed up and barred his way. He had to beat them all with one arm petrified to his side!
Gilderoy Lockhart is the only Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher to have no connection at all to Voldemort because even Voldemort has a certain demand for skill and competence.
#Harry #Potter #Facts #Giggles #Funny #Gilderoy #Lockhart
That last comment tho
That's exactly what I was thinking in the theater!! "Great, he's finally defeated Voldemort and now he's gonna stumble off a bridge."
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Tumblr is sending Howlers now. This is great in so many ways, because I too almost had a heart attack.
Harry James Potter, I did not stick with you for 7 books and 8 movies just to watch you defeat Voldemort and then fall off a cliff five seconds later, now GET THE FUCK DOWN!
Tumblr is sending Howlers now. This is great in so many ways, because I too almost had a heart attack..... on a side note, sorry for the cussing... however. HARRY JAMES POTTER!! HOW DARE YOU!?!?!?!?! GET DOWN!!!!!!
Tumblr is sending Howlers now. This is great in so many ways, because I too almost had a heart attack.<<< I think I just died of laughter.... Oh and Harry get off we don't want you to die soon
Tumblr is sending Howlers now.and admit it. You read the whole thing in Mrs. Weasleys voice didn't you.
heart attack moment #HarryPotter and DH
The fandom is sending Howlers now.
The second comment, though!
So True :') <3
exactly. Merlin. The Ministry= stupid beyond beleif. Until the Kingsley/Weasley campaign, of course. Okay, maybe Mr. W never ran for Vice Minister. But he should have. And with Ron and Harry running the Auror department, Hermione running pretty much everything in the Magical Law Enforcement Office, things are great!
Hahaha.... My exact thoughts!
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harry potter irony: "you are expelled for using the patronus charm in front of muggles" - you mean the same muggles who are currently watching a talking envelope?
You mean the same muggles that are currently watching a talking envelope? -.-
Hahaha Harry Potter. Stupid movies. In the book it's a letter, not a Howler.
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Harry Potter Logic...I don't know why I found this so funny!
Haha my thoughts exactly! That was not in the book.
Right!? The injustice of it all... #harrypotter
That's so true Harry Potter
Harry Potter Spoilers, Ha!
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Yeah, a lot of people are shocked when I say, "Oh, I usually read the books before the movie..." They're all like, "You're crazy! Is it good? Details!!!!" And I'm just like, "Um, read the books, people..."
Harry Potter Movie Spoilers - I have little respect for those of you who only watch the HP movies without reading the books. @Brooke Fleming ;)
Burn...read the books people! Some people are silly!
They call it the Harry Potter series by JK Rowling
This is amazing! love me some Harry Potter Books!
Ha! silly ppl who don't read books.
Harry Potter Movie Spoilers
Harry Potter Spoilers
I'll hide in the trunk...
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Tom Felton (Draco Malfoy in the Harry Potter movies) talks about what he wanted to do to the on-set security guards. His sense of humour never fails to crack me up.
harry potter...draco malfoy Daniel radcliffe ...tom felton, it would have been the best fantasy evar!
harry potter...draco malfoy Daniel radcliffe ...tom felton, I literally love him. Ugh!
harry potter...draco malfoy.. Daniel radcliffe ...tom felton... Oh how I love them
harry potter...draco malfoy Daniel radcliffe ...tom felton. Hahahahahahahahaha
hahaha YES! Seriously, Tom Felton is awesome!! yer-a-wizard-harry
Tom Felton stealing harry potter :)
Tom: Mischief Managed XD
My reaction exactly.
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I'm not apart of the fandom, but I've seen the movies and they were pretty good. I love Harry Potter jokes.
My reaction exactly.>>>always repin the truth that is Draco Malfoy....in this situation
My reaction exactly. I hate Draco Malfoy A lot He's just got a dirty mouth!!!!!!!!!!
My reaction exactly. Filthy MUGGLE!!!
FAITH IN HUMANITY RESTORED!!!!
Well done Draco,my boy.
My thoughts exactly
Tell em Draco
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Although this was a good movie, I threw in a few Harry Potter jokes while watching...Sorry, Daniel Radcliffe. You are Harry Potter forever...could be worse. :D
Daniel Radcliffe-forever Harry Potter. Like seriously I expected him to be painting a scar on half of the time, correction, all of the time when I was watching this.
Forever Harry - these comments are funny! Poor Daniel Radcliffe (not really - the guys loaded!)
@Stephanie Salazar: Daniel Radcliffe -- forever Harry Potter
Poor Daniel Radcliffe, he will forever be harry potter haha
poor poor, Daniel Radcliff...forever harry potter. lol
I'm Dead! Daniel Radcliffe IS forever Harry Potter!!!
Daniel Radcliffe-forever Harry Potter Lol :D
Use your wand Harry! Haha love
The sweet side to Voldemort. | 33 Harry Potter Jokes Even Muggles Will Appreciate
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check out this funny picture Voldemort Really Cares About Harry’s Education! - http://www.gagrama.com/voldemort-really-cares-about-harrys-education/
The sweet side to Voldemort. | 33 Harry Potter Jokes Even Muggles Will Appreciate This made me laugh so hard!!
33 Harry Potter Jokes Even Muggles Will Appreciate | 33 Harry Potter Jokes Even Muggles Will Appreciate
The sweet side to Voldemort. | 33 Harry Potter Jokes Even Muggles Will Appreciate.
Voldemort cares about Harry's education. Nice guy Voldemort.
Good Guy Voldemort... cares about Harry's education...
Harry Potter Jokes Even Muggles Will Appreciate
priorities #harrypotter #voldemort
So true. What a nice guy.
Hitting Voldemort with snowballs.
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Let's not forget that at one point, the Weasley twins once bewitched snowballs to hit Voldemort in the face.lol
The Weasley twins hit Voldemort in the face with snowballs ... Am I the only one thinking J.K. left a little clue here?
The Weasley twins once threw snowballs at Voldemorts face and tons of other Harry Potter facts.
LOL Let's not forget that the Weasley twins hit Voldemort in the face with snowballs.
The Weasley twins once hexed snowballs to keep hitting Voldemort's face
Hitting Voldemort with snowballs. The Weasley twins are my fave :)
#weasleys #hp #harrypotter
Harry Potter humor.
Harry Potter Wand PENCILS!!
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Harry Potter Wand PENCILS!! More at: http://livinglearningandloving.com/things-we-like-and-love/
Harry Potter Wand Magic Wand Pencil Halloween by ~FriggleFraggle~
#HarryPotter #Wand #PENCILS!! #halloween #treats #school or party
Harry Potter Wand PENCILS!! That would be so much fun in class
Harry Potter Wand PENCILS!! I need this in my life!!!!!
Harry Potter Wand pencils. I'd like 500 of them, please
Harry Potter Wand PENCILS!! Awesome!! I want these!!
Harry Potter Wand PENCILS!! I AM GOING TO BUY THESE.
Harry Potter Wand PENCILS!! I want! Wishlist.
Also true for #7: OMG, I don't want it to end! I wish this book could go on forever.