Oral sex.

I need a hug that results in wild sex.

true story

Love it

#ecard

hahaha!

Lol

Yep

Classic tribute tee to Sir Mix-a-Lot's classic "Baby Got Back."

O.M.G.

Hahaha

You know what I would do in the Olympics? The US Men's Swim Team. | Sports Ecard | someecards.com #guilty

I love the sound you make when you shut up.

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Adding "and shit" at the end of a sentence, can make anything sound thug. Example: " I was playing with my bubbles and shit." | Somewhat Topical Ecard | someecards.com

Yup!

you obviously don't know me

I just saved a bunch of money on car insurance by switching my car into reverse and driving away from the accident.

bhahahahaha

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