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Someone called me a vapid cunt and I said, the sky is blue bitch, I'm busy.

As the US Supreme Court said in Buck v. Bell: "Three generations of imbeciles is enough."

I think it should be that mean, selfish, self absorbed, overbearing, arrogant (narcissistic) people shouldn't breed. I can live with stupid but I can't live with hateful.


There's no stronger sunscreen than sitting in a bar. you know know me know im crazy about my sunscreen!

Dear Santa :)

my Christmas letter. "Dear Santa, This year please give me a big fat bank account and a slim body. Please don't mix those two up like you did last year. Thanks.

Funny Confession Ecard: I sometimes look at my own boards on Pinterest and think 'Damn, I pin awesome shit!'

*sometimes i look at Tessier 's boards and think "damn, she pins awesome shit!