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Life's a bitch, and some days it has puppies

i can't stop laughing because it's so true!

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Life's A Bitch - So true!

hahahaha so true!!!!!!!

True story

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Lighten the fuck up!

Funny story about how my friend and I broke she lamp while dancing but I'll save that for later

This will always be the best quote ever, absolutely hilarious

Throw Lamps at People Who Need to Lighten the fuck up!

Throws lamps... - Yes omg this I approve 100% :'D

Excuse my French, but throw lamps...

i love throwing things! lol.

Inspirational humor

Funny stuff

Giggle

So true.

There are no bad days when you come home to a dogs love! -- So true, I really do wait all day to come home to my little Lucy, she makes our lives so much brighter!!

There Are No Bad Days When You Come Home To A Dogs Love - Dogs Quote

So true :) No bad days when you come home to a dog! #doglovers

Dog's love! #dog #quote #dogquote http://www.petrashop.com/

I think of my family with this one! We are dog lovers!

So true! My pups can make any bad day better for me!

so true... i love my fur babies

I Love my furry friends

so true I love my dog!

Truth

This statement is true, to be a Christian one needs to believe in Christ and obey Him. The Bible tells you what Christ said and the Church should help you learn how to put His words into practice and is a perfect place to PRAISE HIM..

People seriously need to realize this and stop being so self-righteous!! Some people really do go to church and live that life style, but others are just posers; a wolf in a lambskin.

Live in such a way that those who know you God will come to know God because they know you.

Remember to be a sign of your faith OUTSIDE the Church doors.

applies to some people i know :(

HAHA! Religious people..

Learn that folks!

amen & amen

Fo Sho.

XD

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That’s How Your Body Works

TRUE STORY. And I'm legitimately allergic to sunlight and the cold. Yeah, the cold! How stupid is my immune system that it's like "oh, it's under 60 degrees? Must be life threatening!" I think my immune system's IQ is under 60.

Oh Immune System Kun You Are So Protective #Funny-Pics http://www.flaproductions.net/funny-pics/oh-immune-system-kun-you-are-so-protective/8117/?utm_source=PN&utm_medium=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.pinterest.com%2Falliefernandez3%2Fgreat%2F&utm_campaign=FlaProductions

Immune system-kun y u no be gentle w/ me. It's just a little hair

So true.She said immune system kun im dead

THIS IS MY LIFE. IMMUNE SYSTEM-KUN WHY

"Immune system-kun" LOL

Allergies. Funny

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A collection of funny things we find while wasting time online.

true.

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Funny thing we love term limits until it's time to vote for "our guy"

Diapers & Politicians Love this! They are both full of shit!

Diapers and Politicians. #fullofshit #billboards

Diapers & Politicians, both are full of Shit!!

Diapers & Politicians....so true and funny!

Dump A Day Random Funny Signs (50 Pics)

Diapers & Politicians. so true

Diapers & Politicians | Funny Sign Pictures

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Disturbingly True…

Hahahahaha

'Cat Hair is Lonely People Glitter', Awwwww, lonely man and his cats

Cute Cat and Funny Cat: Cat hair is lonely people glitter.

Dump A Day cat hair is lonely people glitter - Dump A Day

Cat hair is lonely people glitter. :) HAHAHAHA

Lonely people glitter :) why is this so funny

I thought it was crazy cat lady's

*giggle* @Lindsey Grande Martin

Haha. Crazy cat people.

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This is so true for some people... I'm not like that but I know some people who are and I can't help myself from laughing when they say something mean but people think their joking 😄

Story of my life! I say some sarcastic thing and said person just laughs and tells me I'm funny. All I think is "that wasn't a joke...", Go To www.likegossip.com to get more Gossip News!

Story of my life! I say some sarcastic thing and said person just laughs and tells me Im funny. All I think is that wasnt a joke...

Another funny quote... my life in a nutshell. :)

I am laughing so hard because it's so funny

So true, story of my life!

hahaha totally me... :D

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Community Post: The 17 Most Relatable Quotes From "Will & Grace"

My life

The 17 Most Relatable Quotes From "Will & Grace" emily ARE YOU THERE EMILY Oooo I see it wow that's us

The 17 Most Relatable Quotes From "Will & Grace" @Sara Eriksson Walz this is our friendship

The 17 Most Relatable Quotes From "Will & Grace"--We do this, all the time

The 17 Most Relatable Quotes From "Will & grace" Gawd, I Love Karen!

my friends and i are the same way....

Literally my friends and I......

STORY OF MY LIFE WITH EVERYONE

Story of my life

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Dear Life...

"Dear Life, I have a complete grasp on the fact that you are not fair...So please, quit teaching me that lesson!" Sincerely, "Me"

Dear Life, I have a complete grasp on the fact that you are not fair, so please quit teaching me that lesson. - I definitely feel this way some days!

Dear life... you are not fair... I already know

Dear Life...lessoned learned...enough now!!!!!

Lesson learned! Not funny........LOL!

dear life...so true!!!

(For some reason, this photo has been REALLY popular with the Cushing's group...I bet you can guess why based on the plethora of blog posts about how much Cushing's sucks!) Everyone has heard that life isn't fair.  I seem to get this lesson over and over and over again in my life. From being 285 pounds and the sickest I hope to ever be, to unsuccessful surgeries and getting into school and not being about to go, and of course being a medical mystery for the last few months.  I didn't ask for any of those things yet they were all put in my way for me to deal with them.  Yes, it has made me a stronger person.  Yes, maybe things happen for a reason.  That doesn't mean I smile through it every day.   One of the other things that hit me like a ton of bricks was that I will never get to be a "normal" 26 year old.  I don't even know what normal is but I would guess it involves things like living somewhere that's not your mom's house, and having a job where you make enough money to pay bills and maybe have a little left over, and not taking and carrying around syringes and medications everywhere you go.  (True story - I cried a few weeks after my adrenalectomy when I realized I will always have to carry a bag with me because of medications.  We were apple picking and I couldn't deal.) That's not fair, but that's my life and I have gotten used to it since then. Yes, I cry a lot and have very hard days but I think I have to give myself (and all the other Cushies out there) a little credit because we are STRONG.  I have had many days where I just want to sleep and never wake up to deal with another hard or disappointing thing, but I haven't given up yet.

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The Quest For The Right Song

So true.

SO true!! My first date with Paul, he handed me a HUGE cd case & told me to pick. He had me at "you can pick the music out."

OMG I remember luggin my 100 CD case with me on every trip we went on, almost broke my back! Never knew what I was going to be in the mood for. Thank God for MP3 players!

So true. I still have the giant CD book plus a smaller one for new and/or favorite music ....

So true..gah I remember this. I still have the cd case and cd's lol.

So true. I remember this all too well and we still have ours!!!

So true! I still have mine in the car. Lol Don't judge. Hahaha

So true. I still do this for road trips though hahaha

Hell yea!! #90sKid

The good ol' days

Hahahahaha

...that's amusing... And I'm so glad that there are other people out there who want to respect women and want women to respect themselves.

This is so cute and inspirational, respect women!

baby got back - respecting women edition

baby got...self respect. Pure gold.

This is respect women deserve!

Tumblr - feminism | #humor

Baby got... self respect

Feminist Baby Got Back.

SO funny!!

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Got it, life…

Dear Life, I have a complete grasp on the fact that you are not fair, so please stop teaching me that lesson. Amen to that! Lesson Learned!

Dear Life, I have a complete grasp on the fact that you are not fair so please, stop teaching me that lesson.

life lesson: it's not fair. Just got another whammy. Guess I'll deal with it.

Story of my life.... Life shows me everyday just how not fair it can be.

Lesson Learned: Life is not fair

life lesson: it's not fair

Ha! So true. Life Lessons

Ecard Seriously... Funny! funny

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Take a BERRY Break (40 photos)

My life

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My Life with RA...can't sleep is right. Exactly why I'm pinning more crap about RA...@ 2am. #insomnia #remedies #sleep #lunarsleep

My Life with RA...can't sleep is right. Exactly why I'm pinning more crap about RA...@ 2am.

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The truth about my day! Night shift ruins my life!

so damn true! story of my life

My Life, TOTALLY ME!!!

My Life so true... :(

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So true!

Sleeping with chronic pain. I had to laugh out loud. Some nights I can't sleep in the same way I did the night before.

Life with Fibromyalgia humor. This is me....every single night...just ask my husband.

Can't Sleep.. this has been me for like the last month. - OMG, my life, ok.

Can't Sleep.. this has been me for like the last month omg so true!!!!

OMGsh I cannot stop laughing!!! This is me only every single night.

Life with Fibromyalgia humor. This is me....every single night.

this is me trying to fall asleep without the tv on!

I laughed so hard, because this is so true lol

Can't Sleep.. my life

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Time for payback…

Hahahahaha!! Yes!!!

payback time... everytime....ugh Its so cute seeing how exciting men get over electronics though. Haha

payback time... lol i love my techie though <3 and are you kidding, i'd be on my phone looking up amazon reviews on this damn tv for him hahaha

Haha - this is why I don't make my husband shop with me. I fear the payback.

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Me and my mom when is see a zelda game

Lol my husband for sure

Boyfriend pay back!

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Funny pictures about Time for payback.... Oh, and cool pics about Time for payback.... Also, Time for payback... photos.

Bahahaha!

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"Getting older really sneaks up on you - one of my students asked me why I had such small tupperware containers on my desk" :o) (They don't know that this was a box for films. What is a film?)

"Getting older really sneaks up on you - one of my students asked me why I had such small tupperware containers on my desk" :o)

How you know you are getting old -- I really miss film and those tiny Tupperware containers.

"What are those small Tupperware containers?" Ah, we're just getting older

BECAUSE WAY BACK WHEN: Film canister = small Tupperware container?

Small Tupperware. OMG 35mm Film Containers! Lololol

film canister. so funny.

Made me giggle.

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Out of all the lies I’ve told…

Yep.

Out of all the lies I've told "just kidding" is my favorite. :)

I laughed a little too hard at this...

Just kidding is my favorite lie

Just kidding, Sister.

#lies #justkidding

Giggle giggle...

Funny stuff

So true!

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The excuse creator…

where were you all my life?

im definitely gonna start using some of these! I think my favorite has to be, This is a terrible excuse but a British chap gave me a hickey.

The excuse creator…i love this My favourite excuse:- holy Moses! A British chap made my gold in shoes filled with macaroni and cheese

The Excuse Creator - I'm sorry but...mix and match and find just the right excuse:) so funny

Guess what happened? The little Asian kid from Indiana jones slept with my uncle!

Excuse generator. .. I'm definitely gonna start using some of these!

im definitely gonna start using some of these! The excuse creator

Excuses excuses.. handy chart haha

The excuse creator…So funny!

My life haha

Hahaha! It's really upsetting that this is so accurate during so many seasons of my life.

Me and Hannah...watched 7 seasons of Big Bang Theory...now we're on season 8 of NCIS....

dude. I don't know about you, but two days for four seasons? You could do much better.

Funny stuff! But, so darn true!!:)

It's funny because it's true!

LOL! The sad truth.....

netflix addict

GIGGLES 119!! **11/10**

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You ugly…

Hahahahaha

HAHA!!! Funny.....Imágenes graciosas, humor, diversión, chistes #Humor #Fun #Joke #Funny #Jokes #Risas #Hahaha #Jajaja @FiorellaTwit

If we can't make you look good #funny #signs LOL i dont know why this is so funny!!!

HAHA!!! Funny..... Wise Guys in Madison Heights.

Now I want a hair salon

Truth hurts

Funny stuff