This ecard is for Noah! "The only man I need in my life...Is the bartender."

I almost had an “I need a guy” moment

Alone again April, Maybe it's me May, Just where are the guys June, Joyously single July, Another guy bites the dust August, Single September, and Over guys October.

One anxiety attack at a time.

My life!!

Yes...exactly! send them on

PSA to my followers: I pin things for many reasons, usually because I find them beautiful or interesting or striking in some way. That doesn't mean that they relate directly to what's going on in my life. Keep in mind that I write books about murder, suicide, sexual assault, eating disorders, self-harm, and basically every other ugly thing that human beings do. So don't be surprised or concerned when I pin pictures of Glocks or depressing Camus quotes instead of crock pot recipes, okay? ;)

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actually this is me every day

Oh the shame.

E-Cards of Life

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... Story of my life

Funny Thinking Of You Ecard: Being away from you has given me clarity on how insane you are.

Funny Breakup Ecard: Let me know when you are off your man-period.

All the time!

but truth

I'm not anti-social. I'm selectively social. There is a difference.

Free, Confession Ecard: I lose track of how many times a day I'd like to turn to someone and say "you can't seriously be this freaking stupid!"

my life