This ecard is for Noah! "The only man I need in my life...Is the bartender."

Alone again April, Maybe it's me May, Just where are the guys June, Joyously single July, Another guy bites the dust August, Single September, and Over guys October.

I almost had an “I need a guy” moment

My life!!

One anxiety attack at a time.

I changed my car horn to gun shot sounds.... People move out of the way much faster now.

virtues

Oh the shame.

actually this is me every day

My life in a nutshell!! It's so true sadly!

I can enjoy an evening by myself because I'm a strong, independent woman who has gotten over the shame of drinking alone.

Yes...exactly! send them on

worddd.

hahaha.

E-Cards of Life

Funny Breakup Ecard: Excuse me madam, may I waste the next 2 years of your life with my emotional immaturity & inability to commit to a mature relationship?

Drinking

"Life is a party, dress like it." Love this Audrey Hepburn inspired tray!

Haha yesssss